How many bites are in a sandwich?
How many bites are in a sandwich?
Typical two pieces of bread with something inside.
I think 9 bites, unfortunately with only one bite in the centre being crustless.
12:
Corner bite - a balance of crust and content, a display of delayed gratification
Good bite - because you did so well delaying your gratification
Corner bite - because you hope the richness of The Good Bite will transfer somewhat
Navigating the last corner:
-
Rotate for a heavily crust>content corner bite - the build up
-
Deliberately smaller, last of the crust bite - the set up
Last Good Bite - smaller than The Good Bite but, equally, aren't you clever
X 2
2 0 Reply-
Bread comes in too many different shapes and sizes for this to have a universal answer.
2 0 ReplyI didn't know sandwiches can bite
2 0 ReplyZero, you take bites, the sandwich never has any.
13 1 Reply☝️🤓
3 0 ReplyIf someone left a bite in my sandwich I'd be very upset.
5 0 Reply
One
5 0 ReplyAmericans really will use any measurement before touching the metric system
43 1 ReplyIt's true.
8 0 ReplyWe'll make an exception this time 👩⚖️
1 0 ReplyJust like the misattributed Churchill quote :
You can trust the Americans to do the right thing, after they tried everything else.
4 0 Reply... what would the metric unit be? 🤔
2 0 ReplyThe Sandwich
2 1 Reply
From now on, 25. I actually wish there was bread that had the dividing lines
1 0 ReplyWell, there are 8 bits in a byte, so there must be 8 bites in a sammich, obviously.
29 0 ReplyChecks out, at least if you represent the string "sandwich" in ASCII.
4 0 Replyin 8-bit ascii
1 0 Reply
That's a 64 bits sammich.
17 1 ReplyEach bit is an ingredient.
2 bits bread
1 bit ham
1 bit cheese
1 bit lettuce
1 bit tomato
1 bit pickles
1 bit mayonnaise
So when you divide it all out, it's only 8 bites.
5 0 Reply
It would appear to be approximately 2,982,609 bytes.
7 0 ReplyI prefer my sandwich
tar.xz
compressed over.zip
2 0 Reply
Bro, nibble the crust first, then there are so many glorious crustless bites. Or just cut it off.
8 1 ReplyI normally do a ton of nibbles. What's the conversion rate of nibbles to bites? And are chomps just a US unit of measurement?
7 0 ReplyA nibble, four bits, is half a byte, eight bits.
7 0 ReplyDoing everything to dogde the metric system 🇺🇸🦅
3 0 Reply
All units that use body parts are US ones.
1 0 ReplyHow many foreskins is that?
1 0 Reply
What if the bread is... Not square?
2 0 ReplyI quite like the crust, but could you not slice the crust off? That would likely improve the bread to crust ratio considerably.
5 0 ReplyAll of them.
I'm sorry.
3 0 Reply(Ingredients-1)2 +2
3 0 Reply9-12
3 0 ReplyHow can there be -3 bites in a sandwich?
4 0 ReplyYou eat the sandwich in 9 bites. Then you vomit back up the sandwich plus 12 bites of the last thing you ate
2 0 ReplyYou dropped it or it was stolen by a magpie or gull before you finished.
2 0 Reply
I would agree with this. The rational part of me likes to try and eat a sandwich in a 3x3 grid of bites, right-to-left, working my way downward.
But, I'm a wacky, inconsistent li'l bitch, so it almost never works out that way. But, I don't think I ever exceed 12 bites. That's a pretty solid ballpark range.
2 0 Reply
It depends on the size of your mouth, the size of bite you take, and the size of the sandwich. But if you'd cared about that you'd have realized it's a meaningless question before embarrassing yourself by asking here. So instead I'll you a meaningless answer: 37 ⅚
3 4 ReplyDon't think OP has embarrassed themselves.
3 0 Reply