I'm all for acceptance, but this is going too far

Seems like something else should come before you discover visa...

This is highly flattering.

It's exceedingly rare that capitalists put human lives all the way up at the same level as currency.

People have always been currency in the form of servitude/slavery.
- there is a reason the industry term is "human resources"

Gay people can be exchanged for goods and services.

Sorry, my but is not contactless, you gotta insert it
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Grass and gas also accepted

Having your gay friend pay your debts with thier body. For everything else there is master card.

Priceless

Inflation is getting really out of hand...

Back entrance only

Mm, tender.
(legal tender)

How many twinks to a bear?

Great now I’m gonna have to apply for a YOU card. Hope the bank’s APR isn’t parked somewhere on the far side of Andromeda.

Looks like human trafficking's back on the menu, boys!

Ok; so how much for a sandwich and a coffee; all I have on me is a pair of lesbians and a large gay guy.

"Thats 5 gaygays and 2 lezzies please."

"Inflation again??"

Good intentions, easily taken wrong.

Look everyone, the corporations are trying to be inclusive!

..... No? Nobody cares? Okay. That seems right. They don't care about us unless we're going to buy their shit, so that seems fair to me.

Eat the rich.

They seem to care enough to be willing to lose business from all the homophopes and transphobes, and that's A LOT of business.

Legal and tender.

Hmmm, gay people can be exchanged for goods and services :3

Is this what my date meant when they said they wanted to be used?

They probably mean your kidneys

Or probably your slave labor in the private prison system.
They certainly don’t mean your Amex lol

*Gay remittance only valid for purchase of toaster ovens.

Wait, slavery is legal now for the gays!! Stonks (am straight, know gay people to “enslave”)

I think most people just call it employment

Ok it's clever

What else do you expect from a business called Open D

You are not putting me in that tacky ass Velcro wallet on a chain…

I take it that's not your kink?

.... Not that there would be anything wrong with it, if it were.

No Amex?

No, Amex users have no soul
- Oh good! I didn't need it anyway.
Fun fact - loads of small businesses in Europe will refuse AMEX cards because they deliberately take fucking ages to pay
- They cost businesses a lot in charges, significantly more than Visa or mastercard.
- I didn't know that. I thought it was because America.
  
  Not shitting on it, but like if some fancy person was like, "I'll use my Great Britain Royalty card!" I'd roll my eyes too.

Wait, so I could have handed over my friend Greg in exchange for one more drink at the bar the other night? Hmm. He drinks more than me so I think he would've understood.