The Onion @midwest.social DxK @lemmy.world 4mo ago

Trump Calls Emergency Meeting to Come Up With Sexist Nickname for Kamala Harris

theshovel.com.au Trump Calls Emergency Meeting to Come Up With Sexist Nickname for Kamala Harris — The Shovel

Donald Trump has cut short a Florida golf trip to urgently assemble a short-list of misogynistic and racist slurs for likely Presidential candidate Kamala Harris.

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...Sir, this is the Onion. You're not meant to report facts.
- The energency meeting part was the satire.
  
  They've already had a horrendously racist name for her years.
- ackshually this is the shovel
  
  Digging up onions?
- Those quotes were far too coherent to have been real
- Pffft, like he would ever cut short a golf trip.
He’s not especially bright. It’ll be “Krazy Kamala”.
- “Cacklin’ Kamela” already exists and seems to be mean enough to fit the bill
  
  Its only flaw is that some contingent will write “KacKlin’ Kamela” which kind of gives the game away
  
  Which is pretty funny too when you pick it apart and realize the crux of that insult is “she laughs wrong”.
  
  OH NO! Clearly that should disqualify someone from office
  
  Yeah they can’t use “Cackling copilot Kamala” anymore can they
- To be honest the guy can come up with some catchy nicknames, there's even a Wikipedia article listing them:
  
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nicknames_used_by_Donald_Trump
  
  Like, "Little Rocket Man" is fucking savage. 😂
  
  That's the whole problem with him in a nutshell, to be honest. He's an entertainer after all. You can call it what you want but there is a weird sort of charisma mixed in with the narcissism and utter deranged lunacy. That's why he's so dangerously good at appealing to his base and maintaining this cult of personality.
  
  Meatball Ron is my personal favorite. As a Floridian I've had ample opportunity to whip that one out in conversation
  
  the "convicted felon" is the only nicknane people should use for him, though.
- We already have "Crooked Joe", he's just going to recycle that as "Crooked Kamala"
  
  Sleepy Kamala doesn't have the right ring to it I suppose, lol.
It took me 4 goddamned times. I scrolled past this article 4 times before I saw it was satire.
I read it as sexiest lol
- Same. I was thinking "Hot Lips Harris" as an homage to "Hot Lips Houlihan". Then I started reading replies and went back to see where I went wrong.
Why reinvent? "Heels Up Harris" has been around.
- Doesn't work as a pejorative, she is more referred to by her first name.
  
  Totally agree, saw a Kacklin' Kamaltoe, but doesn't do it....
No doubt she's a nasty^TM woman.
couldn't tell if TheOnion at first.
I think his last speech he said he calls her Laughing Harris because of how she laughs. She’s a crazy woman apparently.
- Women aren’t supposed to laugh according to republicans
  
  Female autonomy will crush the prospects of a trad husband
- He's so juiceless, this is nothing lmao
  
  Her laugh is fucking great too, which is what makes this extra stupid. Its full throated and heartfelt, just out and out joyous. The kind of laugh that warms a fucking room.
if republicans actually spent time working on policies that people actually supported maybe their entire campaign wouldn't fall apart when their opponents base get fired up.
Maybe JD Vance will suggest something like "Not the mom-ala" Harris.
Sexist and possibly a thinly-veiled racist name as well.
- You're hired!!
Doesn't he just reuse "nasty woman" for all women?
Harris the karamel
I'm not sure this a onion type thing.
While not sexist, Kafala Kamala is right there, especially with how they pronounce both words.

Too bad it won't happen because uniparty Americans are too stupid/ignorant to get the multiple entendres.

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