If I had to chose between my daughter being addicted to drugs and living on the streets, or being entrenched in Scientology, I’d be handing her the heroin and the sleeping bag.

Trump is training Gaetz up to become the next Epstein

Pass it on

When you can’t drain the swamp, stuff the swamp with more swamp until unlimited swamp.

2 men enter the realm of their women

Tinfoil hat time. What if Trump convinced food CEOs to make everything expensive and then when he returns they put the prices down.

Fantastic wildlife, pleasant on the ears

I often think I should offer the services of my toddler out for terrorist interrogations.

Annoying you can’t sign in to the new app with a business account unless you have a specific license. Windows mail has no such restriction.

Thought that was Willem Defoe for a hot second there

Trump used defenestration; it was super effective!

Are they twinks?

Environmental lawyer in charge of health.

Maybe we can get a medical doctor in charge of the environment.

And a school teacher in charge of the military.

I’d have used his garbage costume picture.

Pokémon go to the polls

What are they hiding

Don’t forget dockge too by the guy that made uptime kuma

I wonder if the sponge stick turned in to the toilet brush. It’s purpose changed but its relationship with the toilet remained.

Protector of women

Retribution for men against women

Far from lost.

Hmm Ukraine can’t receive men so they have to use their own men. I don’t understand the argument