Master Kenobi doesn't poison his body with spice

Techno-Jesus

Kung-fu Jesus

Obi-Wan: I am not the messiah you are looking for.

Stilgar: LISAN AL-GHAIB!!!

Anakin is not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Space Jesus to Spice Jesus: "You want to go home and rethink your life."

Does that mean Obi-Wan knows the ways of the Bene Gesserit witches? They're the only power in the known universe who can use the Voice.

Is he the Kwisatz Haderach?
- Or... are the bene gesserit just using an old jedi mind trick.

The Spice Girls in the Dune universe must be wild.

At least you know what they really really want
- If you don't, they'll tell you

It's basically space magic jesus, and space cocaine jesus

Star Wars is a knockoff of Dune even Frank Herbert thought it was ripping off many things. He said that if George Lucas didn't rip him off then he at least owed him dinner for all the coincidences

Oh boy, just wait until he sees what Games Workshop did.
- He is dead, but his son and another "author" wrote a large amount of sequels, prequels, and spinoffs with the "of Dune" added on to sell hot trash.
  
  That is directly ripping off his ideas unlike anything Games Workshop could ever do.
If anything, Star Wars is a rip off of "The Hidden Fortress". I'm not super knowledgeable about Dune, what parts did George take?
- I don't have a full list but Frank Herbert had once said there was 16 coincidences between the two stories. One or two is a random chance, 16 is plagiaristic.
Why of course - I love when the space wizards of Dune start doing a bunch of flips while waving around their glowing blades made of pure light.
- Well when you read the last book and learn about Miles Teg you will see the spice wizard. The laser swords though wouldn't happen. When a laser intersects with a shield then a giant atomic explosion happens.
Star Wars is a knockoff of Dune

Nah, of Valerian & Laureline. Or both.

Left: you without death sticks Right: you with death sticks. Don't do drugs younglings

What is a lightsaber if not a very large, very hot Gom Jabbar?

Both also suffer from a lack of pigmentation even though they are constantly showered in ultraviolet radiation.

Spice Jesus is just Australian Space Jesus

Okay but hear me out, he could also bs Redneck Space Jesus. Mind you Australians are effectively Anglo-sphere Rednecks.

Ok but... Anakin is the space jesus. Well, minus the "not doing a deal with the devil" bit.

There were memes a few years ago using that pic of Master Kenobi, that claimed that people gave the picture to elderly relatives that thought it was a picture of Jesus.

Yeah narratively Anakin, Luke, and Rey would be Space Jesus, but Kenobi looks like the classic pictures of "white Jesus."
- For reference this is the Mormon Jesus. I see the resemblance

But Spice Jesus is in Space

Technically everything is, including us.
- We're Jesus?
Spice Jesus transcends Space Jesus as the latter is far far away and long long ago, where the former is now and forever the only true salvation of all plebian people against His white AF ancestors. (see also: Lieutenant John Dunbar and Jake Sully, et al)

Praise Be His Most Generous Renunciation of Inborn Privilege. May we Always Strive to be Worthy of such Salvation.

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