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These are disgusting and I absolutely love them

I swear these cookies are the most divisive cookies ever. I haven't met or seen people have anything but a strong opinion one way or the other.

I'm team "love them but think they are disgusting so I will never buy them, watch out if I have access though"

Somehow you're exactly right.

i feel incredibly seen

the aftertaste is awful and the sugar in them gives me headaches

just one more

Nah man. I can’t even finish one of those gross bastards. They do look appetizing, but I learn my lesson after throwing half of my first one out
- I'm honestly astonished these sell at all. Chocolate chunk or gtfoh

Sober? Meh. Stoned? Gimme 3 boxes

the only way to enjoy these
I will fucking demolish Fudgee-Os stoned. Well, and sober, but I won't eat like a box like I do with the munchies.

That meme really out here taking random shots in the dark lol

I'm a slut for cookies and Mexican bread.

Mexican bread?
- Probably pan dulce, literally "sweet bread."

My wife loves these. I'd never had one before I met her, and I never will again now that I have. I've never eaten something so bland, yet so sickly sweet, and my sister and I used to eat bowls of straight sugar when our parents weren't around.

they are truly so awful. i hate them so much whenever i eat my monthly stack of four of them.

Controversial opinion... Sugar cookies suck, and oatmeal rasin / snickerdoodle are tied first depending on type of snickerdoodle (chewy or crunchy), and if there is milk to dip them.

Only if the raisins are treated with great care. Otherwise, they're bitter, sour or tough as heck, and the cookie is better just as Oat.

Oat Cookies are underrated, and you 100% know they're home made.

Add a touch of Cinnamon and you blow some people's minds
I've been saying for the last few years that a good oatmeal raisin cookie is better than chocolate chip. People ridicule me for it and I don't mind. Just means that I end up with more cookies if they're ever at a party.
- Yeah, they just don't dip well, because they fail to absorb the milk. Slightly off track, but I have made my own at home with dried cherries instead, and they were pretty good.

I hate those cookies

me too
- lol

oreo cookies but the cookies are maple and brown sugar pop tarts

would commit unspeakable acts for this to be real
- There was an off brand selling something called maple cremes. Cookies were in the shape of maple leaves, and the frosting in the center was just a touch off of brown sugar goo. They were good.
Or just... these but oreos.

The trick for these cookies is sour cream, and the flavor for oreos comes from black cocoa.

Your post is deliciously dangerous.

And also detrimental to my search history because autocorrect decided to "help" when I was looking up black "cocoa" and I am decidedly nonsexual asexual.

I just had to reset my phone. And now I remember ehy I had that feature turned off.

Too guilty pleasure, I don’t ever crave them, I don’t like it when I down a pack, but when I start I simply cannot and will not stop, I do not have the will to stop eating them all and I do not know why

do you ever turn two of them into satan's oreo and then turn it sideways and go down on it? then the frosting turns your nostrils into a magical fairy palace?

that way you really only need two. its about moderation.
- YUS I feel so filthy yet so satisfied, it’s wrong and I’d do it again
Bro you're talking.to GLIZZYGUZZLER, this bitch been around.

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It makes no sense. Sugar? good, cookie? good, sugar cookie? disgusting insult to its name and whomever has the misfortune of eating one.

Comments like these are why downvotes are necessary.

For one thing, your implication that all sugar cookies share the sins of this specific kind of sugar cookie?

Disgusting. Bigoted. You're cancelled.

Those are eh; I'm not a fan of the frosting. Show me some Susan cookies, though, and you bet I'll put out.

perosn

ive had this image in my camera roll for months and only just now did i catch that lol

theyre not that good

me after hitting the pen and going nonverbal
- WTH is that? Just shows up as a blue line in Lemma
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