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TotallynotJessica TotallynotJessica @lemmy.world

I swear I'm not Jessica

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risky 😸
  • It might be hundreds. I was too lazy to look it up (≧ω≦)

  • Over It Rule
  • I'd vote for her!

  • risky 😸
  • Chill with me at your own risk. I'm a wanted criminal in dozens of countries

  • Is this on the gay agenda rule
  • Aiding a criminal I see? click Nothing personal ⌤

  • Jake Rule vs Mike Ruleson
  • I am not watching the fight because I don't care.

  • do it, i dare you.
  • Politics and social science. I even infodump about neuroscience or media sometimes.

  • Investment rule
  • I actually hope the NYT gets dismantled in the press purges. They've been so evil that I personally hate them more than far right propaganda outlets.

  • Investment rule
  • I'm fairly certain they're denying genocide in the 2020s

  • do it, i dare you.
  • That's how most conversations go for me. Unfortunately, I usually infodump about reality.

  • Radio Dial Rule
  • At this stage, I hope you're annoyed. I'm angry as hell, and I have no time for bottom feeders that can't look up. You should turn your annoyance into anger and fear, because the truth is, everyone should feel that way. Don't worry though; when fascism fucks up your life, I won't even bother saying "told you so."

  • Radio Dial Rule
  • If you're not uncomfortable, I'm not being radical enough

  • 👁❤Ü
  • So it's kinda like the -ou sound of "you"? That'd be good to know. I just chose it bc it looks like a smiley face 😊

  • Guess which one is the playgirl?
  • It's the one with the short black hair. She's also the one who wants to hold hands

  • I wouldn't mind two women inside of me...

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    cruletive liberties
  • The same one who wrote The Great Gatsby in brainrot

  • I want rule
  • I do too! I may be a bit biased though...

  • Specifically, the wealthy and powerful 😃
  • Love yourself, even when body dysmorphia tells you that you're ugly.

  • Guess which one is the playgirl?
  • The gender reversed playboy. Which one is already experienced in getting mad bitches?

  • Specifically, the wealthy and powerful 😃
  • Love yourself; be willing to kill for yourself >:3

    Edit: For you, transitioning and fighting against your self hatred for the rest of your life is probably the answer. Once you get gender dysphoria under control, you'll have to fight body dysmorphia like everyone else 🙃

  • do nut
  • Just go back to the past!

  • Found out rule
  • You wanna fuck ants? ಠ_ಠ

  • Guess which one is the playgirl?

    Becoming Her Lover For the Sake of Love

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    👁❤Ü

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    Specifically, the wealthy and powerful 😃

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    Lasso of Truth 😳

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    I will get you to read this @[email protected]

    There’s No Freaking Way I’ll be Your Lover! Unless...

    Her hunch was correct too:

    NSFW spoiler

    !

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    is funni me-me acceptable here? 🥺

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    😋🤤🥵

    Senpai ga Oyobidesu!

    Note: This is an edit done by the translation team.

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    Be gay... :3

    The US taxation agency for the uninitiated.

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    I'm fine if you add aw-, take away -ine, and add -ul

    The Prince's Close Friend and Follower

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    Cringe vibes rule ur mewing? Mommy J gacha u <3

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    ngl, I need a lot of mana rn

    There’s No Freaking Way I’ll be Your Lover! Unless…

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    ordinary and mass produced girl

    There’s No Freaking Way I’ll be Your Lover! Unless…

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    Rule of the Rich

    This is just a friendly reminder that your kind overlords don't want us to worry our silly heads anymore. We can be trusted to know what's best, not the silly plebeans. Each option was the same, so why don't we just dry our tears an move on? Just consume and produce. We don't need else my friend 😀

    So buy the latest game consoles and use its song to drown out the screams. Pick up a beer and some chips from the shop for your parties at the end of the liberal era. We held those silly liberals back so a stronger partner could step forward. Someone who won't keep us from lovingly capturing and growing and growing and growing.

    You may have naive thoughts of running, but there's no escaping us! We're everywhere. We sit at the heads of every government and control every microphone. We are the unavoidable; the inevitable. We know better than you.

    We must know better afterall; we're the most powerful ones here! The radiation won't breach our bunkers and the pollution won't enter our lungs! The plastic won't enter our blood and none of the pain will matter when we're safely on top. Somehow, our wealth will keep us safe, as we'd be really really stupid if we drove the world off a cliff for nothing! Right?

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    Egg🐕irl

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    Don't be mean to her just because she's backwards. She can't help it 🥺

    Be good to yourselves, even if you don't think you deserve it.

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    Egg👗irl

    ShaveYourEyebrows has been on a gif streak lately. Here's another one:

    !

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    That was close...

    Senpai ga Oyobidesu!

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    What do you want?

    Watashi ga Koibito ni Nareru Wake Naijan, Muri Muri! (Muri Janakatta!?)

    There’s No Freaking Way I’ll be Your Lover! Unless…

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    My childhood

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