ADHD memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com Stamets @lemmy.world 10mo ago

I'll have the usual

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a c a b
- a a a a a a because I cant afford shit
  
  Check out [email protected] ;)
- And then a one more time
  
  Daft Punk Intensifies
- I will hold you accountable to this
- Lord Farquiplier? Nice
Hey in my defense I did hand wash a spoon and a bowl so I could have cereal for dinner even though all the dishes were dirty, so it's not like household tasks don't get done.
- I strongly prefer handwashing. I wash while I cook so it never (mentally) becomes a big scary task - I'm just indulging my perfectionism in washing a couple of things as an activity intermission... I guess it's like a cooking mini game.
  
  In the interest of transparency, I feel compelled to disclose that I took the spoon and bowl out of the mostly-full dishwasher to hand wash. I have still not started the dishwasher (I already completed a household task today, you see).
- I’m proud of you bud
  
  Thanks :')
Would you do household chores to procrastinate from doing work?
- I literally did that today. First I dumped the laundry on the couch, and then a few hours later I folded it and put it away
- I have a standing desk so I tend to sweep whenever I'm in a meeting.
- Yep, it's laundry for me... or I just get stuck cleaning my entire bathroom once I start wiping off the water smudges on the faucet. 10 minutes later, it's been two hours and the work day's over!
- Give me a couple of hours and i'll decide. Oops can't do both now haha!
Let’s not forget our lady Marijuana.
- Parallel access to depressing memories and constant paranoia over the smallest things. How fun!
Sometime I don’t want to feel seen… 🫥
- OP: 🔭👀
This is all just about normalizing poor decisions, right?
- Yup
Just A and C for me - I like to avoid vices. Thankyouverymuch.
Shit, 2 out of 3 isn't too bad.
And none really produce the serotonin/dopamine, it just makes the nagging feeling disappear.
Eh, I'll just take an A today...

Ah, what the hell, I could eat. Let's do an A & C...

Weelllll, doing C is basically doing B too so....

I'll get an E. Same as always.
Masturbation is always the answer.
- I feel like lately it's not. I don't know, but there's no joy. It's not like I'm addicted. Maybe twice a week or so. But the excitement is gone
  
  Try asking someone else to do it for you.
E of course. Like everyday
Shit. I've done everything but d. Pre-ordered ff 7 rebirth for 56 quid. Eat some nuggies cos I couldn't be fucked cooking and had wank this morning before lunchtime.
F: Stumble upon this community by chance and not leave for X hours

(I'm not diagnosed... yet)

Edit: Also this
Ok but what if I already did all of E) 30 minutes after waking up ... What now? Gambling?
- Since you're posting here, the answer is obvious.
real
B and D and gym
All except D, C and B
F. Pay a homeless person to let them stab you

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