Look! In the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane! No! It's Superman fucking his cousin!
Really though she probably is the only one who can take his load without it blowing out the top of her skull.
Imma just drop this here
WTF
Ejaculation of semen is entirely involuntary in the human male, and in all other forms of terrestrial life. It would be unreasonable to assume otherwise for a kryptonian
Why exactly would the author jump to this conclusion? First it’s noted that Superman has precise muscle control. He can and has altered his voice using such a technique. Second he says it right there, he’s not terrestrial. Why would he have the same involuntary spasms from orgasm as an earthling? Even if he didn’t have his super muscular control there’s no cannon on how goofy a face kryptonians make when they nut.
It goes on to say the sperm cells would be super powered, but they probably need a steady dose of yellow sunlight before they’re ripping holes in ovaries.
This isn’t even getting into the theory that Superman isn’t super strong, he’s just a very powerful short range telekinetic psychic. Save that one for another time.
That's enough internet for tonight
Wonder woman could handle it.
The batmobile too.
ight I'm out
Clark was raised on a farm. It still checks out.
I mean, she's the only one who could handle his ballistic sperm, no? 🤔
CUMINCIDE
Came from an alien star Came to bend you over a bar.
Dna not a factor, balls a nuclear reactor
Taking all your women Filling them with semen
I come, she dies, I come, she dies, I come, she dies, I come!
Super powered jets of white, filling you up with spite
Giant, throbbing cock of might; Slamming your wife all damn night.
Ramming your children too, object and I'll fuck you
You die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die!
Spreading our race across the galaxy, conquest by spreading seed.
Our weapon lethal ejaculation, Killing by insemination
Superior jizm, final cataclysm!
You die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die!
I see someone else is a Larry Niven fan.
Counterpoint: Wonder Woman.
wonder woman can
Fun fact: Both Einstein and Darwin married their first cousins.
Darwin should have known better.
He was married and having kids before his theories had fully taken shape.
But he did know, or at least suspected, he'd made a mistake after the death of his first daughter. But he also had healthy children too, so he couldn't say anything unequivocally.
He ended up being a case study for his own theory, and he was well aware of it.
And Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13 year old cousin so ... swings and roundabouts.
Krypton doesn't have a south anymore
Too soon!
If Kal-El landed in Alabama instead of Kansas.
yeah, but cousins by marriage... not blood. its cool.
Oh no step cousin I'm trapped in this kryptonite washing machine.
Set your phantom zone to heavy load and extra rinse.
Am I misreading your comment? What’s cousin by marriage? Jor-el (Superman’s dad) and Zor-el(supergirl’s dad) are brothers.
i was not familiar with their actual lineage, but its plausible that if supergirls 'dad' had married a single mom (supergirls mom), but wasnt responsible for that kids conception they wouldnt technically share dna.
they would be cousins by [a] marriage only
i need this to be ok. please
My wife and I go for Halloween as Luke and Leia before they knew they were siblings.
We went as a priest and a nun one year. Figure that one out, armchair Freuds.
Haha, so you just act extra incredulous any time someone points it out?
I think pot should be legal, I do. I also think if your cousin is super-hot, you should be able to fuck one time. - Dave Attell
Yes, but so are they.
Nah, Supergirl is a protoplasmic matrix from a pocket universe.
Gotta keep that bloodline pure. European royalty already tried this for generations and it all worked out fine.
Roll tide
I know comics and even today I will fuck tomorrow yay!
Is she canonically his first cousin?
Genetically I think.
Regrettably, I'd say.
Maybe it's Lara Kent Supergirl, who is Clarks daughter. Which is worse.
I like when it corrects "im" to "In" instead of "I'm".
Super cool.
Where do you even see this
