Then this isn't retro it's new

The guy is a complete tool.

Good thing is always some kind of season

Its a load bearing pack

I don't carrot all about your weird carrot knife.

Same for the other guy who seems to only parrot the same rehearsed lines when asked to answer any questions directed at him.

Killing Presidents is on everyone's mind since the SCOTUS ruling.

2 years he might be dead.

Yup sadly with how the Crockmarket works a company can fail because the line didn't go up. If it doesn't go up investors will pull out and kill a company but this thinking is bullshit because as soon as a company starts to dip some will sell but others will step in and then the new line is a bit lower but then it can go up without layoffs.

This seems like a conflict of interests.

You spent 20 grand on a cat? Why? That seems like a horrible investment.

Woh now that's logical thinking we can't have logic, we must be up in arms over this.

Cats are assholes

Veggies are not plant based? WTF are they made of then?

Herbie dives in

Which will promptly malfunction and sanitize passengers.

It's a sex stone

Just a fucking rock

But too bad he won't, he's too much of a chicken and Christian.

It was activated for a day or so then it was glitching where it would flash for a brief microsecond showing your speed then flashed in and out like it wasn't getting enough power then nothing since. Which means it is not getting enough sun to power on after it's initial charge it came with when installed.

It will be a cover by some pop or rap star and it will be cringe.