I thought sexualized police officer costumes have been a thing for awhile now tho?
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
David Cameron visibly sweating.
Fuck you got there before me
I guarantee you this is an entire fetish
Well, Miss Piggy has been around since the 70s
Exactly my thoughts
Rule 34 after all.
There was literally an American ad where a woman chased her husband dressed as a pig around the house until their kids walked in...
Well who hasn't heard of "porkin" before?
Clowngirls are getting too much attention for pork girls to be in the spotlight
I'm already a sexy pig.
Oink oink.
idk when I'll use this, but clearly it comes in handy
Do they expect the end to be like a butt plug? How does that attach otherwise?
Velcro
Oh good, that will work perfectly on my opposite end velcro dress.
Also, it just looks like a loop to me so anything ribbon or string would work.
'Sexy' pig?
Redundant.
I could see people trying to fuck miss piggy
I couldn't even see Kermit trying to fuck Miss Piggy.
Should've been a butt plug
New sexy cop outfit?
There's a person using the midjourney bot on their discord that would fucking love this.
Now you can dress up as your favorite presenter, Jim Haggerty from his hit series Porkin Across America.
(As a warning, this series gets weird and very disturbing)
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What's it cost though
Enough that if you don't feel shame paying for it, you're probably a psychopath.
I would totally buy it and send it to the local police station. If it costs less than $20.
