I can no longer tell what is and is not satire.
I can no longer tell what is and is not satire.
Is this a joke? What else could be under that tarp? It even has a little flap for the plug.
I feel my ability to understand satire is being attacked by reality.
And I checked the comments and its a mix of musk riding:
"I don’t understand how people get so easily manipulated into hating someone that has done so much to change our life’s. Elon is great man and is doing great things for our country and uncovering so much corruption and honestly he needs more credit"
or thinking this is a joke:
"That’s not hiding the fact that there’s a swastikar under it"
Man don't put a loose cover on it like that outdoors, it'll scratch the finish and cause it to rust! Oh wait, I guess it does that anyway.
Now it just looks like it's joined KKK
He is the king of Telsa ragebaiting, he's looking EXACTLY for your reaction and has been doing so for years.
You guys need to see his fb page. He’s clearly rage baiting and it’s working great for him
Why did someone put a car cover on a dumpster?
Dude should get this wrap.Pre-rendered textures mapped onto simple polygons. Literally an N64 game model.
I guess this is the driver:
That actually looks better. But it's still a swastikar.
It’s crazy how much less offensive it looks. I’m shook.
Not beating those "low-poly" accusations
What the fuck, even if he's small, that's huge.
That thing is stupid big. Or he is a really small man, which could be the reason he bought that.
"I don’t understand how people get so easily manipulated into hating someone that has done so much to change our life’s. Elon is great man and is doing great things for our country and uncovering so much corruption and honestly he needs more credit"
That's got to be a Musk alt
Bots are cheaper than PR teams to employ
It's that thing really that long??? Jesus fuck
Pictures don't do them justice at all. They are hulking monstrosities in real life and it just doesn't really come across in pictures.
i never realised how big that car actually is
imagine how many kids you can run over with that thing, amazing
Run over? You mean decapitate with the sharp edges
Shit, I forgot about "swastikar", I kept shouting "Nazi Car" at all the Teslas in DTLA today.
I'm partial to 'truckkk', but that obviously only works in text
Why does he feel uneasy, the windows are unbreakable.
I always thought that was a weird challenge to issue. And why would you want unbreakable side windows? To frustrate a rescue?
Uhh, if you were the kind of enormous asshole that Elon Musk is, would you want to ride in any unarmored car?
Elon has this thing in his mind where the world will turn into some apocalyptic dystopia like that Futurama episode where Fry freezes himself for another 1000 years. That's also why he put a bio attack mode in the Model X.
And now he's doing everything to make sure the world actually turns into that.
It's something that comes in handy when you covertly rob a bank. No broken windows. No one will ever know it's you.
Do they prevent spray paint?
Why is the answer to Elon always some half cocked response that ignores reality.
They don't exactly prevent breakage either. They actually shatter with just slightly more force than normal vehicle glass, it's just that they take quite a lot more impacts to actually penetrate through them.
I heard if you wipe it with a microfiber cloth it would shatter.
That is the windshield, they claim the side windows. (you know the very opposite way most would want, like a cursed wish)
I don’t understand how people get so easily manipulated into hating someone that has done so much to change our life’s
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Not all change is good, you dimwitted simpleton.
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It's lives.
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Spending all that money on an automobile, and not bothering to park it in the garage.
Wait, that place I put all my junk too good for outside but not good enough for in the house is for automobiles?
The garage only has space for two of my vehicles when empty anyway. Besides, how else are people going to keep tabs on how my project car is going? They need to know when it finally has wheels.
But then his neighbors won't see how much he owes the bank!
perfect example of the disconnect
Now it’s ready for the KKK meeting.
It might also be Saddam Hussain.
OP is definitely shitposting. Honestly it's a pretty funny one!
I wonder if you can apply something adhesive under the tarp and let it just sit overnight. There so many terrible things you can do under a tarp quickly and without anyone even knowing since the cameras are convered up.
After sealing up cracks and drafts in my house, all I can say is one can of spray foam can cause unimaginable frustration.
Ziptie the trigger and chuck it under the tarp.
This dude has a crazy coincidental full name, huh
I can't even tell what's conspiracy anymore
Given that "existing outside" is harmful to it, I'm guessing that the covering is basically required.
I mean if I were foolish enough to buy such an ugly, hideous, disgusting pile of garbage like the cyber “truck”, I’d be too embarrassed to admit it too. But then again, I guess if I were foolish enough to waste that much money, I’d be too foolish to feel shame.
Yeah I'm just imagining the feeling I get when I order a graphic tshirt with something nerdy or funny on it, then I get it and I'm like "I can't wear this shit in public, I'm a grown man! WTF was I thinking?!" but times 100000
Or you just never had the money in the first place. I'm willing to bet it's always been the latter.
I'm willing to bet it's always been the latter.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Yes it's clearly satire
Swastikka Tent optional.
It is always small men.
(Mentality as well as stature before you @ me)
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