Okay, but since you haven't established birth order, that could be either a really good rule or a really bad one.

I honestly don't know if I prefer "everyone dead" or "living in Christofascist hellscape".

Yes, but we're not talking about conservatives.

The Democratic party has a problem, and that problem is what Democratic voters want doesn't align with what Democratic donors want. The voters want progressive policies passed, while the donors want the same neoliberalism that keeps them rich. And trying to appease one of those groups obviously alienates the other.

If any Democratic politician truly wants to help the American population, the fact that Kamala raised so much money in such a short amount of time, and the fact that many states passed progressive policies even though they voted for Trump, should tell them that they don't need to kowtow to the wealthy because the voters will support them. Unfortunately, I don't think they're going to learn that lesson.

Republicans, of course, don't have this problem because their voters and their donors all want the same thing.

I hope Cheryl Hines divorces him soon… unless she thinks she can coerce his decision-making.

He's been humping Trump and saying the crazy shit for months now. She's either one of the dumbest, most oblivious women on the planet, or she supports this bullshit.

Yeah this sucks, but on the other hand, it'd be much harder for Vance to 25th Trump if Trump's cabinet are all personally-loyal toadies.

That's what I'm choosing to believe, anyway.

Don't worry, you'll get your own front row seat next year if Poilievre wins.

Kamala raised over $1 billion dollars for her campaign, most of which was from small donors.

If that doesn't tell the Dems they don't need oligarch money, nothing will.

I'd like to respond with:

Alex Jones wants to eat ass.

Ladies and gentlemen, great patriots all across this occupied country of the former United States of America- it's time now for us to take the fight to the devil directly.

Last night, I woke up and God told me it was 4 a.m. I was literally told, "Go look at the clock. It's 4a.m. Get up, and go look at your phone."

Four AM! I'm like, This is really God! and God goes "Yeah. And I told you 45 seconds ago, now 15 countdown!"

And by the time I was like, bluhbluhbluhbluh okay it's been about 3 so 12, 11, 10, 9... and this happened! On my children! And right at zero, bloop! Four-oh-one! And I'm sitting there while I'm looking at the phone, pissing, at 4:01 going My God! Literally directly communicating with me in space live time!

And then he told me to sell to all the patriots the Final Supplement! And it will give us the power to fight the Devil because we're gonna win! So go over to drjonesnaturals.scam and buy all of them! Give them to your wife! Your daughter. Your dog- you don't want to leave Fido here with the Satanic Globalists, do you? They'll be on sale for the rest of the month.

-Something Alex Jones may or may not have said mixed with something Alex Jones may or may not say in the future.

You realize I'm mocking the cosplay army who use that line, right? That that's why they call themselves "3 percenters".

Problem with that is that a good chunk of said people just got finished saying “Meh, nah.”

"BUT OnLy 3 PERCeNt oF The coUnTrY FOugHt aGainSt tHE BRiTisH!"

You say "unable to realize", I say "intentionally pushed a false narrative to increase voter apathy".

Especially since many of them refused to engage any discussion on how much worse Trump would be.

likely

Likely!?

very funny, very stupid

Well, their work is half done already!

So the headline

After the death of President Trump, new glorious President Vance follows Elon Musk's recommendation to move all non-patriots to educational camps

Is gonna be a real surprise to you?

Look, I get you gotta do what you gotta do for your mental health, but sticking your head in the sand isn't going to make anything go away. You're just gonna be surprised when the shit hits the fan.

Besides, this is the reality of American politics now. You can just not go to a discussion board for American politics.

He has to resign to be AG. But yes resigning on just the nom, with the ethics report set to be released Friday, does make the whole thing stink. Especially given that Trump is transactional.

I believe we can all guess what JorDan's bright spot will be tomorrow!

I love that

They're turning the freaking frogs gay!

is now officially an Onion story.

For sure.

I'm a licensed electrician. I'm curious what my job prospects are going to look like in the coming months.

Well I'm certain Susan Collins will do her dog-and-pony show of pretending to care about women again, and Murkowski will probably also object. It would be amusing, given the bad blood between them, if McCarthy had any allies in the Senate who would knife Gaetz.