Pomade? I prefer my dapper dan
Edit: it was truly just a guess
I use pomade and it surprised me how often its branded like that. I have seen at least three brands that unironically use flaming skeletons. Also I have to say dapper dan is not great (at least the modern kind).
Edit: Apparently the modern kind is the only kind. O Brother just made it up, and someone took the design and made it real in 2011.
I didn't think that initially, but you're right (I assumed you knew that already). But if anyone else was wondering, it is a pomade.
That was my guess just based off of the shape of the container.
It's used to rub all over your chicken so thieves can't catch and steal them. It makes it XXTRA HARD to catch. Good luck with that slippery cock.
This is the only answer that makes sense.
Pretty obvious, guys... It's "Cock Grease," it says so right on the label!
Guys! This one can read! Get ‘em!!!
Snowboard, ski or surfboard wax
Petroleum jelly like thing, to protect combs from freezing weather
Hair product
Mohawk glue
old school street punks used toothpaste. works until wet.
And for a couple of hours, they smelled nice.
Wood glue or gelatin also works.
Lol
Well it's clearly not a sex product (or at least not intended to be). If it was a sex product they would have obviously added the third X - XXXTRA HARD!
I'm not googling "cock grease" thank you very much.
Never gonna find a value product at low prices with an attitude like that.
I however, will.
Ooooooh tab 3 is bookmarked for tonight.
Looks like a hair product?
I'm going to go with some manner of surfboard wax. I mean, we already have "Sex Wax" for that very application.
Badminton shuttlecock conditioner?
Some sort of performance improving lube?
nah, tried it on mine and it felt really weird to turn
Hair gel or protein powder.
It's just like elbow grease...
For fun and games in the cockpit?
Goes well with CockSure
It's perfect for frying your wieners in.
For your jock.
