Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world hperrin @lemmy.world 3mo ago

Infinite energy is easy. Point a flashlight at a solar charger that charges a flashlight pointed at a solar charger that charges the first flashlight.

And don’t tell me this doesn’t work, it’s how I’ve run my house for the past ten years.

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- Entropee
Thank you for shining a light on this practical solution.
This is like the electronic version of the human centipede..
- This is a great way to explain what is going on with thermodynamics
It’s the same as the windmill I installed on my EV so it charges when I drive it.
- I use my neighbors hose to power a water wheel for infinite energy. No one knows where the water comes from but i assume it’s free.
Your house can run??
- Fastest house in the galaxy. She did the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs.
  
  I had some par sex.
  
  Technically a house
  
  But ... but parsec is an unit to measure distance, not time.
Use the outlets of the neighbouring house for a secound flashlight for every solar charger. That guarantees an efficiency boost of up to 50%.
I am trying very hard to understand how this amazing solution to the world's energy problems counts as a shitpost.

Frankly, I should just delete this post as inappropriate.
- Troll logic is arguably shitposting?
  
  What do you mean troll logic? OP has literally solved the energy needs of the entire world! They are a hero! And that's why they're permabanned for not shitposting.
Guys, don't fall for it.. Light traveling at light speed makes enough charge to create black holes... Now I need to get new batteries for my flashlight 😒
Quick! File a patent!
Your house runs? What are you? Baba Yega?
- The key question; is your refrigerator running?
  
  No, it dropped out.
Big energy don't want you to know this!
If you want to generate Dark Matter, do this in reverse.
You live inside a flashlight?
- You don't?
  
  no....
  
  i mean yes
Put a generator on the wheel of an electric car.

Put a fan infront of a wind turbine.

Put a wave powered generator in a wave pool.

Put an wireless charge-able device in a microwave (not tested yet, feel free to try)
Wasn't there a MythBusters episode that actually proved some troll logic worked?
- They did one with a fan blowing into a sail on a vehicle. They proved it can move you this way; but it's nowhere near as fast or efficient as turning the fan the other way.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Busted out a Logitech solar kb, dead as a rock after a year in a box. Used my highest power flashlight to jump start it. Come at me!

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