considering the dog's iq is about the same as the child, they are both pets
159 3 ReplyI disagree. My dogs are smarter than my kids. 😝
121 2 ReplyHate to be the one who breaks it to you but have you ever considered that your kids might be stupid?
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Also kids are more like parasites than pets
34 11 ReplyThat's some strong talk from someone who had to learn object permanence.
41 2 ReplyJust cause your mum said that about you, doesn't mean it's true of all kids
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The dog is not a pet, but some other guy who lives here.
84 0 ReplyYou misspelled the word cat.
43 2 ReplyNo, that's not a cat, that's a cat:
41 1 Replythe second I read this comment my cat decided to see what my toe would taste like
30 0 ReplyI have two cats.
Well, I actually have one cat.
But my cat has a pet cat.
24 0 ReplyNo, cats are the other way around. You're just a human who lives in their house.
18 0 ReplyThe dog is not a pet, but some other cat who lives here.
10 0 ReplyI didn't say 'asshole'. Not that we don't love them. I live with 6 of the asshole variety. I miss dogs.
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The dog:
54 0 Reply28 0 ReplyJoe Rogan's dog
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Is that taxidermy?
6 0 ReplyThe dog dude with the hot gf!
3 0 ReplySomeone trim that dog's nails.
2 0 ReplyGhost dog!
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It's so sweet when they become aware of the dominance hierarchy 🤗
53 3 ReplyI had a test about nouns in the first grade. I picked a cat to be a "person" not a "thing." I asked my dad why I got the question wrong. He said our cat is a person to us.
35 0 ReplyOther animals are persons.
14 0 Replyyou're not wrong, calling animals "it" makes me cringe
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The dogs name is Kevin.
24 0 ReplyThat's actually pretty sweet. But the nails on that dog make me think that's not a dog. You're living with a child-werewolf.
9 0 ReplyDid you intend to reply to ShieldToad's comment?
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Enlightenment is a glorious thing, is it not?
3 0 ReplyPet is such a reductive way to describe living, feeling creature sharing your household.
If you have lots of pets you don’t live in a pet palace, no. You live in a fucking zoo.
9 28 ReplyWell, maybe Zoo is also reductive, let's say it is an ecosystem.
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Old repost.
4 28 ReplyNew to me.
14 0 ReplyMe too
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Old is the new new.
No, seriously: I'm tired of reposts few days later but there is nothing wrong with reposting old stuff
13 0 ReplyWho cares? We're having fun.
8 1 ReplyYou better stop that right now!
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