Hell, I’ll piss on your jeans for $100. You don’t even need to take them off first.
Sorry friend but I'm going to undercut you. $90 per, with a weekend special of $150 for couples.
I'll price match and make sure I eat loads of asparagus first.
Sorry to undercut you but peeing on people's jeans is my fetish, and I'll do it for free. People just need to cover their ears while I talk dirty to their jeans. Fucking denim hoes.
Why tho
Hey man, 100 bucks is 100 bucks
To solve unemployment
Why not?
Calicocutpants are in Stock again?
You gotta give
You hit me in the cup
HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I'm so stressed out I'm taking 3 seconds on a 10-second piss!
post this shit on Slickdeals for the boys!
That's the secret they're all sold out all the time. But ya gotta give
Whatever cuck censored the name Jordanluca needs to be banned from whatever medium they posted this on, and the piss fetishists that spent more on a filthy pre-pissed pair of pants than I do on my rent should be made homeless and destitute
MC Pee Pants has been reincarnated I see
I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy. Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
I mean, the company straight up said they're pretty sure at least some people are buying them for fetish purposes.
Yawn, call me when I can buy diarrhea pre-soaked pants with matching shoes.
How do I delete someone else's comment?
I take it you've never heard of D-pants then?
https://youtu.be/5eSVa6sqz0g
Ah yes the old pocket pee stain.. because when I pee my pants I always pee in the pocket first.
You don't store your dick in your pocket? What on earth do you do with it, then?
This version has the "peed in my jeans, while lying in bed" look.
I actually just pissed on my trousers.
