I heard an ancient order extracted the copper from the Grand Canyon in 1645, but there was nowhere to store that much. So they buried it in what we call "copper mines" all over the world. Using forgotten old world technology. Really these are just ancient caches to keep the copper market under control. The order would unearth new caches every few years. All this was discovered by our founding fathers and the locations were recorded in the declaration of independence by Benjamin Franklin. The secret was well kept for years and only shared only within the elite order of Free Masons, called the The Coppers. Just to distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

Guess it's harder to go out and buy new mountain dew when you animorphed into a couch. So they probably stocked up on a lifetime supply before the transformation.

Remove the food source and the spiders will go. They frequent certain places because the hunting is good.

So it begins...

I am altering my voice, pray I do not alter it any further.

record scratch

Well to answer that question we have to go back to the start of it all. You see when I was just a grub...

How about these?

A penis can become a ranged weapon.

You don't want to do remote work for someone in Saudi Arabia making greeting cards under a 2 month contract? The interview process only requires you do 20 hours of work unpaid to be considered.

I vote he is doing the eat a pussy gesture. I can almost hear the "lap lap lap" sound.

Story sounds like vultures fighting over a carcass.

HOLY FUCK THIS IS AMAZING!

Disappointed in this truth.

Was the 90s, before the nationwide ban on smoking in public places and restaurants. Which I think happen very shortly after I graduated... I recall a protest about allowing smoking on campus at college.

Anyhow the highschool I went to wasn't exactly with it. Basically was in the boonies and under the radar of national regulations. I kind of feel like they just let the seniors use the space to avoid conflicts with the aggressively redneck families that populated the area. Same went for all the lifted trucks waving confederate flags, no one was about to start that fight.

I just recall having a soda vending machine in highschool and being told students weren't allowed to use it. This was placed in the lunch room next to where we all sat, not a teacher's lounge.

We had a designated smoking area if you were 18 though.