56 0 ReplyMountain Dew and Honey Mustard?
35 0 ReplyLoneliness and shame? With a hint of dorito dust?
30 0 ReplyA miasma of post-Doritos farts, ass sweat, and uncleaned litter box.
The feeling of the spray hitting your skin will be akin to feeling piss aerosols/drops hit your leg when wearing shorts and using one of those urinals that extend to the floor.
25 0 ReplyDamn, that's some graphic shit. I could feel the spray hitting my ankles while reading it. Got to scrub extra hard under the shower tonight.
10 0 ReplyI've got to tell you, I love the feeling of summer against my legs
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Why does the box have Thor on it? Is Thor in League now?
21 0 ReplyNot just Thor, but Chris Hemsworth as Thor. My immediate assumption was that this was one of those foreign knockoff products that blatantly uses unlicensed shit to sell garbage.
25 0 ReplyThey didn't find any men in lol_rule34
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It's a combination of Doritos, Mt. Dew, BO, and jizz sock.
17 0 Replychicken tendies and sugary bbq sauce
15 0 ReplyNah, all my homies eat their tendies with hunny mussy.
5 0 ReplyOnly if they've failed to drink their verification cans.
4 0 ReplyI love me a sugary BBQ sauce tho. The worst one is my favourite.
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Incel Farts
13 0 ReplyIt smells like you da toilet.
11 0 ReplyCorn flakes and dried pee
11 0 ReplyJust like a regular brand one, because this is just an upsell on an otherwise mediocre product.
Its like an overpriced skin for a hero you never play
11 0 ReplyIt smells like a massive rash and an itch
10 0 ReplyLike an MTG con. Just depression and ass sweat.
9 0 ReplyMTG? You don't mean Margerine Tailor Green do you? She's more unhinged aggression than depression. Although the "smells like ass sweat" part probably would fit.
1 2 ReplyMagic: The Gathering...
terminally online user detected
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Reminds me of this from back in the day
8 0 ReplyIcy douchebag?
6 0 ReplySalt. Just a lot of salt.
5 0 ReplyIt smells like kebab cooked by Spyro's flames
5 0 ReplySeems tasty
1 0 ReplyI had to make it somewhat related to fantasy (since that's what LoL is, right?), so I put Spyro the Dragon in there somewhere
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blood, sweat and tears, with a hint of monster energy drink.
5 0 Replyass
4 0 ReplyThe musk of a small child's room with an oaky menthol finish.
4 0 ReplySweat, cheetos, beer, and cigarettes
3 0 ReplyBradford pear.
3 0 ReplyVirginity
3 0 ReplyEveryone is a stupid noob except me
2 1 ReplyWhy the fuxk are there engagement-bait posts on lemmy now?
3 11 ReplyNo, it's a shitpost. You can say it smells like shit and I'll upvote you.
13 0 ReplyIsn't engagement literally the whole point of a social media platform?
12 0 ReplyEngagement bad, no comments please
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Updoots to the left
8 0 ReplyWhat's the point of posting anything at all if no one engages with it?
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