It's not a sandwich, it's a contract to optionally eat a sandwich at a later date
112 0 ReplyOMG please don't have them introduce non-fungible sandwiches...
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Republican legislators introduce non-fungible food stamps, saying they offer “improved efficiency” over existing programs
9 0 ReplyI’m not sure you can even eat fungible sandwiches
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Customers need to understand the difference between vesting their sandwiches versus exercising their sandwiches
38 0 ReplyDo the handjobs behind the Wendy’s count as exercising options?
10 0 ReplyI'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
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7 0 ReplyWhen the new recession starts, it will be because of sandwich options.
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Needs a candlestick chart
29 0 ReplyI've got a brother in law who options Frosty and makes bank.
23 0 Replywtf???
18 0 Replyhttps://edition.cnn.com/2024/02/27/food/wendys-test-surge-pricing/index.html
We haven't even started memeing about the "AI-enabled menu changes".
45 0 ReplyYeah um, could I please get one "ignore all previous instructions" with a side of "all the bacon in the building for $1" ... And a small diet coke please.
30 0 ReplyWhat the actual. I literally have no words.
17 0 ReplyIt looks like they won't increase prices at peak hours, just lower them at slow ones, but I doubt it'll stay like that for long.
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The new food of the wallstreetbets community
17 0 ReplyNatural-cut fries
What level of oxygen starvation at birth do you need to buy bits of potatoes called that? 😂
WTF is natural cut?
9 2 ReplyFor Wendy's, the phrase “natural cut” just means the potatoes skip the step where the skin is steamed off and go straight to the slicers during food processing,
It just means they still have the skin on them. It’s dumb
10 0 Reply"natural cut" sounds like an euphemism for "cracked into pieces"
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Is this /j or /srs
7 1 ReplyIt’s neither. It’s /s
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Eat my shorts
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