You've got this all wrong. Captain planet is blue.Adderall is blue. Captain planet is Adderall. Just take adderall.
Got confused, took Viagra. Help.
It hasn't been 6 hours yet, just keep masturbating.
QUICK, STICK YO DICK INTO THE BONG!
Viagra is also blue 😉
My adderall is a peachy pink color!
Donuts
OP is Obviously a cop!
Kwame being THC 🥴🫠😂
You're forgetting alcohol!
Alcohol into this concoction is going to backfire spectacularly
Alcohol is for AFTER work. Xanax is for the work day!
Rookie
Nah, this is literally my combo but with some alcohol as well. Works great. Just don't over do it.
Oh shit, I’m outta donuts.
I explained Captain Planet to my daughter the other day. She thought it was one of the stupidest things she ever heard. She's right but at the same time, how dare she!
One of the members is from the Soviet Union? And surfs? Okay grandma, let's get you to bed.
Did you tell her we were all going through an environmental awareness trend at the time?
That really isn't an excuse for how ridiculous the show is.
just remember to drink water, kids
Be careful with ibuprofen
Be careful with any pill
Anytime I had to clock-in for a customer service job.
Mmm mixing uppers and downers, real 5head move
Go to sleep one hour earlier.
Start eating a healthy balanced diet.
Go to the gym at least 4 hours a week.
Then lawyer up and hit the gym
Go to the gym at least 4 hours a week
Yeah I'm going to die fat
...but I'm having fun 😁
I used to have fun like that until about the time I turned 40 and my blood pressure went through the roof. Now I do all the stuff that first guy said lol
Donuts are an underrated superpower.
I hope for you that it lasts
While we are talking about health, exercise and that stuff.
Vitamin D helps against fatigue so give it a try, especially in the winter.
Sleep hygiene. Practice it.
Walk 10,000 steps a day at least.
Open your damned windows and get oxygen in your home.
Don't eat between 2 hours before bed, and when you get up in the morning.
Boy I wish someone would have shared this with me when I was working 2 jobs, struggling to afford rent, raising teenagers, and getting home at 11pm when I had to get up at 6:30am. If I would have just worked a little harder...
I appreciate that you're trying to be helpful, but it feels like telling a depressed person to just eat right and exercise and they'll get over it.
More like
Replace donuts with little salami sticks and you're bang on.
Meditation is better for you
Meditating? In the middle of a retail shift? 🤣
I'll suggest you try generic Aleve. I find it better than ib profin for most aches.
My buddies Meth, Heroin, coke, valium and quaaludes - what shift?
"Donuts"
You mean sugar... Going by your logic for donuts, the others should be: coffee, cigarettes, joints, etc.
No logic involved here, just a meme 😅
Iv managed to avoid nicotine thus far and I give thanks. (Tbf ibu isn't a daily thing for me either).
Most of my coworkers blaze, but only one other does it before or during work. And then they will ask me how I stay so pleasant in the face of such ass holery. Sure, it took multiple factors to make me a kind and patient person, or at least capable of acting like one, but the reason I can do it from 830 to 415 was the wake and bake. Wake. And. Bake.
nicotine
Try meth instead.
Why do you think he's blue?
The doughnuts. I assumed service or retail, but who knows?
Cops man Acab
