AnarchyChess @sopuli.xyz The Picard Maneuver @startrek.website 8mo ago

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf

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CHESS ON MY BREASTS
Chess on a croissant?
- google en passant
  
  Sacré bleu!
  
  Holy hell
  
  Oh I was just thinking chess, but not a specific move within chess.
This took me a couple seconds but I'm happy to report that once it clicked it got an out loud "oh my god" from me irl 🤦‍♀️
- It got an out loud "holy hell" from me irl*
  
  It got an out loud "new response just dropped" from me irl*
Chess on French pastry?
- En passant on a croissant
  
  Nice try, but that's definitely not it
- Google croissant
  
  Is that a new service from them where you can learn to make French pastry?
- Fun fact: the French call it pastry from Vienna (viennoiserie)
bxa3 on a pastry
Holy hell.
I'm not sure if this counts, since all French just sounds to me like it rhymes with "croissant" ?
Holy pastry!
Chess spread on crab bread?
Where did the other white piece go?
- Google en-passant
  
  I'm not gonna say the thing, but I did google it and learned something I didn't know.
  
  Holy hell!
  
  It's stale mate.
  
  But what's the point of trading pieces? Now B2 just gonna take A3, or am I missing something?
Only thing not french in this meme is the text
- Vous avez entendu parler d'elf on the shelf, maintenant préparez-vous pour en passant sur le croissant.
  
  Évidemment
An peasant on the crescent
Made up move-a on a media-luna.
Ah, yes, En Croissant. Very important maneuver.
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- Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: [email protected]
Honh honh honh! Meeerry Christmas!!

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