I just tried this with my fiance. She was indeed fascinated. And confused.
71 0 ReplyThe spell works!
38 0 ReplyAfter an hour on the street corner and a pound of Kraft Singles, I can empirically conclude that it does not.
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65 0 ReplyMum! The gays are at it again! THEY TURNED THE FREAKING CHEESE GAY!
24 0 ReplyThe hetero cheese just ain't the same
12 0 ReplyYou're telling me that this cheese comes from lesbian greek feta sheep milk that having sex on the street?
11 0 ReplyNot just sex, e-sex
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Works in Stardew Valley
41 0 ReplySee also: cool rocks.
15 0 ReplyAnd Buffy the Vampire Slayer
6 0 ReplySuch a great game would be realistic!
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I did not know I was female but if it gets me more cheese I'll try it
27 0 ReplyTranscheddar
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Depending on in the cheese, that isn't wrong.
22 0 ReplyI think the trick lies in finding the right cheese for the right woman. I'd be an easy target unless someone offers me one of those washed rind types, the only cheese I find gross.
13 0 Replylimburger
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Cheddar. If the cheese shop isn't out of it.
8 1 ReplyIt's the single most popular cheese in the world.
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and it can work both ways (on a woman or a man).
4 0 ReplyJust like me. Ayyyyyyy
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I like the first spell. Easy and discreet. If you get her to come over she'll hardly notice her shoe stuffed with some herb hanging above the bed
19 0 ReplyGlad you know another definition of rue, I was getting out the floor and butter.
14 0 ReplyPerhaps you powder the rue and prepare a roux.
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It is known.
17 0 ReplyVery important: do NOT cut the cheese in front of her.
15 0 ReplyI'm pretty sure this lifehack extends across gender barriers.
10 0 ReplyThe cheese thing works apparently.
8 0 ReplyI would definitely put out for 12kg of fine cheese.
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Only the good ones, only the good ones ....
7 0 ReplyI think I need to know more about this book. What’s the title?
6 0 ReplyMagic Spells & Incantations by Elizabeth Pepper https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/174809
11 0 ReplyOH MY GOD, AM I FINALLY GOING TO LEARN WHAT I"M SUPPOSED TO STEAM IN THE BLOODY RAG?!!!! Every time this is posted I try to find out..
4 0 ReplyThanks! I think this looks pretty funny.
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Just keep the fondue to yourself please.
4 1 ReplyThere's a Kraft Singles joke in here somewhere.
3 0 ReplyYay. I'm in the loop now.
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