For a second I thought the pictures were a before and after, and was like "well they did a good job at least"
Then I realized 💀
83 0 ReplyThe only thing he didn't try, weight loss.
59 3 ReplyBecause that one takes effort
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I can’t tell who is David Beckham, mostly because I don’t know who that is.
53 6 ReplyHe's a husband of one of the Spice Girls
27 0 ReplyDoesn't that guy run some kind of energy drink ad campaign?
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I’m not a sports person but even I know he was one of the biggest soccer players and most famous athletes in the world.
17 1 ReplyI don't really care for football either, but the name rings a bell. Isn't he the guy who had the really funny and innacurate bronze statue made in his questionable honour?
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I don't know either but common sense tells me the guy on the left ain't him
15 0 ReplyHe's the guy who bends it.
14 0 ReplyI am Beckham. Please insert girder.
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I think you just described me from every post in celebs
Edit stupid autocorrect and tired
15 1 ReplyI'm like this too. Like I know a few whose works I really enjoy (like Bette Midler), and then I know the names of others but I couldn't point them out in a crowd. I've heard the name David Beckham before, and I know he's some football guy, but I don't really know more than that.
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What did he spend 20k on? The haircut?
40 0 ReplyIt certainly wasn't a personal trainer.
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18 1 ReplyPies do not make you look like David Beckham.
15 1 ReplyDavid Beckbeef..
13 0 ReplyDavid
BeckHamHe also kinda looks like he got the TPUSA meme treatment where they shop the face to be too small for the head
23 0 ReplyOnly some of them. Dude genuinely has a tiny face.
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David backbacon
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Maybe he has prosopagnosia and didn't realise the photos he supplied surgeons were of David Beckham and Steven Seagal.
12 0 ReplyManagement would like you to tell the difference between between these 2 photos
11 1 ReplyThey are the same picture
3 0 ReplyThat's right !
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If you think he looks like a numpty, wait unit you hear him. Dude is lost in space.
9 0 ReplyHe's even fatter than I thought. He could get a lot closer and actually save money by eating less food....
8 1 Replyyeah, but like maybe he's at his set point /s
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holy shit, it's uncanny!
3 0 ReplyYes the whiny Essex accent is so goddamn sexy.
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another 90 grand should do it. Less than that on the back streets of Sao Paulo.
8 0 ReplySão Paulo? I though Instabul and Praga were the points.
1 0 Replythey are but I know a guy
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wish dot com Beckham
7 0 ReplyDavid Beckhampies
5 0 ReplyLooks just like him tho
4 0 ReplyReminds me of Oli, the BTS dude who looks nothing like Jimin
2 0 ReplyHe looks like he paid to have his face shrunk
16 30 ReplyI think I can recognize him from Elder scrolls...
13 0 ReplyHe really is The Adoring Fan lol
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