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Early_To_Risa 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works
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Anon tries to understand his coworker
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Anon makes a wish
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Anon gets a blood transfusion
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4chan @lemmy.world 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

Shower Food Review 42: Giant Sour Gummy Worm
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Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

Anon is a hacker
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Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

Anon falls through the cracks
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Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

Anon remembers 7th grade
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Anon's autistic cousin and Frasier

  • This might actually work for him

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    Reliable bank account

  • 1 vote for brilliant

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    Anons discuss PC vs console gaming
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

    Anon meets up with a girl
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

    Anon walks home in the city at 2 AM
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

    Anon takes the horsepill
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

    Anon's highschool tries to be supportive
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

    Anon has a realization
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

    Anon attempts wordplay
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    4chan @lemmy.world 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

    Anime
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

    Anon is jealous
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

    Anon downloads free fps
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

    Anon plays videogames at a friend's house
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

    Anon doesn't tip
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

    Anon is mystery man maxing
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    anon working as behaviour interventionist

  • Anon is a fucking hero

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    Commie trek

  • Anon has been assimilated by the Borg.

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    Anon fantasizes about living in China

  • This Anon is off their meds. I can't begin to parse some of this.

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    Anon misses his German Sheppy

  • Greentexts giveth and taketh away

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    Anon goes on a double date

  • I'm not sure why anon is making a big deal out of that.

    This Anon doesn't seem like someone with a healthy attitude toward relationships...

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    Anon is a conspiracy theorist.

  • People seem to be upvoting and enjoying the discussion on this one, so I think we can let it slide this time.

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    Anon finally touches grass

  • Frankly all of 4chan should.

    But then our supply chain of clinically insane greentexts would fail.

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    Anon has a problem with inaccurate game titles

  • Resident Evil:

    Numerous non-residents are evil too

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    Anon gets a pizza

  • Did you keep it?

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    Anon gets a pizza

  • Sometimes Anon says or does something so ridiculous that we just have to respond to it out of sheer frustration or disbelief.

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    4chan the hacker. Complete psychopath.

  • Anon is out of control

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    Anon watches an old concert video

  • This is a well-established and active server, and I don't have any political agenda. If I did, my personal politics are very left, so that wouldn't be where I'd start.

    Chill and enjoy the greentexts or filter the community if you're not enjoying them.

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    Anon gets a lesson in genetics

  • Anon doesn't realize how good he has it.

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    Anon has a lucid dream

  • God doesn't come around these parts

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    Anon has trouble assimilating

  • There's just something about it

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    Anon falls in love

  • Never knowing what to expect is the fun part of reading greentexts.

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    Anon falls in love

  • Guy love deaf girl. Girl hearing fixed. Guy say he love her.

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    hmmm 😈

  • Many Yiddish words like "schlep" are so mainstream that it doesn't even register with me.