Humor
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Way to Go, You Just Blew Up Our Death Star, the Largest Walkable Community in the Galaxy
www.mcsweeneys.net Way to Go, You Just Blew Up Our Death Star, the Largest Walkable Community in the GalaxyNo, no, great job, you disintegrated our Death Star, the first-ever pedestrian-only planet. You drove a million miles just to ruin a perfectly love...
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The Socratic dialogue is a personal attack not a literately genre
Can’t go for short walk across the agora these days without ol’ big-ears waxing lyrical about his ‘method’
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What did the knight say when he was stabbed with a piece of cheese?
"Alas, it is Extra Sharp!"
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"Spagett is a Disaster"
cross-posted from: Tim & Eric https://lemmy.world/post/14803789
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I have carried the beard guide from the 1909 Daily Mirror to its logical conclusion.
Hat tip to Kolanaki, I see I wasn't the only one with this idea.
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Bonk. [Mr. Lovenstein]
Apologies if this is in your feed twice this morning. Reposting here as it was removed elsewhere due to adult content.
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My wife and I were walking to the checkout lanes…
and I always make us use the checkout with a cashier (not self-checkout) because I’ve been on a kick of promoting local business and such.
On the way out, I unintentionally walk toward the non-automatic doors and just about walk into them before I catch myself and push the door open. Without skipping a beat she says, “What, are you trying to keep those doors employed too?”
