You got it all wrong, it wasn't "rule" as in "management" it was "rule" as in "radical, rad, excellent, *guitar riff*".
Just seeing that made the theme song pop into me head full force. Crazy how things can stick with you.
You never heard of the Bureaucrasaurus? Or the Administradon?
If there’s a secretary bird today, who knows what was their highest position then?
There even was a Tyrannosaurus Rex, that means they had at least one monarchy!
It's too bad the Stenograsaurus never reached it's evolutionary peak, just think of the records we could have had from that time!
Well they dropped the 'a' from the Apt-erodactyl because their daily performance felt phoned in.
should i put eating and pooping on my CV??
You mean: ruling your house.
He is on his throne
You don't already?
Do you even want that IT job?
I didn't know they had a ruler. I thought they were an autonomous collective.
Surely the lack of opposable thumbs made it difficult to hold a ruler long enough to measure the Earth precisely.
Yeah, let alone draw a straight line.
You're fooling yourself. They were living in a dictatorship, a self-perpetuating autocracy, in which the working class dinosaurs...
They probably didn't have rulers. Or compasses. It was such an early era that geometry wasn't invented yet.
Are we ruling the Earth or making the biggest mess ever in history? Who's to say who has the better admin skills?
Dinosaurs had a stagnant civilization that needed external aid to destroy itself. We need no stinking asteroid for that!
Ruling the Earth and making the biggest mess ever in history are not mutually exclusive.
They did a better job than we are.
we barely know a thing about them. maybe they were burning trash on the sidewalk
If they had elevators that could handle Brachiosaurus then let the trash burn and pee flow in the streets.
You barely know a thing about them* They survived hundreds of millions of years as the dominant species and to this day are still alive and thriving as avians who aren't ancestors of dinosaurs but are straight up mini dinosaurs.
I'm not an expert but I know enough to know there's a lot more out there.
We need an imminent giant meteor impact to know for sure
Their rule was so administratively superior that they did not need to have any physical records of anything they did, thus baffling archaeologists, accountants and managers worldwide
Almost certainly
So you're saying there's a chance!
Washing away the brutal bureaucracy of the Devonian period as well smh.
Then why is it called Tyrannosaurus Rex? Gotcha.
Written by the assistant to the manager, no doubt.
Presence is nine-tenths of the rule.
Almost
Just because T-Rex has those little arms didn't mean it wasn't good at typing!
Ohh, how I wish I coulda been the 1 to make your meem's score 1000, Hoomin..
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They made Anarchy work
Well if you were alive back then dinosaurs would be the ones to be the ones to decide if you lived or died
