"You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers." "Your proposal is acceptable."
Derek!
Maximum Derek!
That's a lot of olives.
How else would you make a dirty martini?
I wish I saw more happy images like this on Lemmy. It really puts a spring in my step.
Why is every famous spartan pithy line something they said before they got their shit rocked?
“Come and take them” ok. Then all the Spartans die and all of their allies while the Athenians are destroying fleets and winning the war.
“If” ok, the Macedonians fucking rock you and pillage your land you useless slavers.
I fucking hate Spartans.
People get most of their info about Sparta from that stupid comic. Athens was a slave state as well, but was basically the foundation of Western culture. All we got from Sparta are a couple of cocky one liners.
And team building exercises, like the elephant walk.
Go back to Athens!!!
I, too, fell asleep to a couple of Peloponnesian War documentaries...
None of these events happened during the Peloponnesian war? Philip rocked Sparta after their hegemony and the Persians lost prior to it?
I mean there's the whole institutionalized child rape and physical abuse thing to hate them for as well, but you do you.
I mean I hate basically every aspect of Ancient Sparta. There is nothing I loathe more than slavers. Basically fuck most of Ancient Greece. But I hate the Spartans the most because I find their system loathsome.
Ah, the moron label
I don’t know if the spelling is on purpose, but moron label makes complete sense here too
Somebody was sobtriggered by the graphic being off centered they had to break the window didn't they?
Well there was a trigger involved. It was on the firearm they stole when they came and took it from inside the truck.
Well, he did insist.
The AK is an interesting choice of rifle for that one, the SKS might have a touch more irony but still, being a little right wing trumpet sporting what used to be the symbol of the second world....
These types dont know anything about guns, they may be able to shoot them but the background, development, and history of the weapon is of not relevancy to them. If I was to fix this graphic id swap the AKs with either a pair of Colt M16s or FNFAL, ya know the left and right arm of the free world. Also id center the damned image something this profligate was apparently incapable of doing.
Ask and you shall receive, smash and the window will be shattered unto you
Do you want vampires‽ Because this is how we get vampires!
hey man I’m just following the instructions
No, no.
The challenge is "come and get them" and that implies you are going to stand your ground to anyone trying to do so.
That's not what the text says, though
They apparently didn't stand their ground and someone came and got them.
Exactly!
Recently, it seems like standing your ground equals shooting through your door because there's a non-white on the other side.
Long gone are the days when people settled their differences up close and personal, risking their teeth.
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