Too powerful for their Euro arteries

Where do you think pizza comes from?

Hah! In Scotland we dip pizza in batter and deep fry it. With a deep-fried Mars bar for afters.

https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/five-glaswegian-chip-shop-delicacies-11462402

I don't know any European that would only eat a slice of pizza instead of the whole thing.

My pet peeve is when lids are slightly on. It's worse than having no lid at all.

It could kill a European, if consumed by a European. However, it is consumed by an American, so it kills an American.

I once went to a Polish restaurant and the starter was pork fat on toast.

And a hazelnut vodka.

There are many ways for a heart to implode.

As an European, I cannot comprehend the width of that centre console. 2 drinks side-by-side AND some extra? Must be a full eagle screech wtf is a kilometer V8 mortr truck.

Italians will cook your pasta inside a whole wheel of cheese. Spaniards deep fry pork belly and serve it as a snack. Last time I was in Eastern Europe I thought something was a sweet only to discover it was a lump of straight-up pork fat. Just raw. To munch on.

Americans may be more consistent at eating gross murderfood regularly and in large quantities, but they sure aren't the only ones to have it.

I live in Scotland, our chip shops do deep fried battered pizza. Get on our levels.

You know, Costco exists in Europe as well, with the same food order menu.

I remember buying a coke in america for the first time and the whole family sharing it lol. The crazy shit we ate in america became our family inside joke.

The real crime is eating that in your car

As someone on a diet: fuck OP for posting this

Looks like half the calories of a swiss fondue. We are not really European though.

I recommend looking up what an Irish breakfast roll is. Thank me later.

My Costco has an 810 calorie chocolate chip cookie. When I first saw that I was like how tf do you cram the better part of 1000 calories into ONE cookie lol

And all of that is around $5-6!

European here. Can confirm. Got heartburn just by looking at this picture.

Why would you get the ice cream/froyo AND a soda?

We are all working class. Don't let the 1% divide us with their borders.

It's clear we all love pizza... together. Solidarity amongst the working class!

Did shrinkflation not hit america? Everything in that photo is huge, and it's not like the car is small. Even while having a huge car as the background, the food looks huge.

I don't know why but those ice cream things make me physically sick to look at sometimes. That amount of sugar in one sitting is borderline lethal for me.

That’s your daily 2,000 calories right there.

Canadian costco has poutine.

If you really want to throw them through a loop, tell them how much that cost you.

I'm from the Midwest and never had Costco food before. Tbh, it'd probably kill me too, lol.

This could kill a European

If it didn't contain so many banned ingredients

The meal is what it is. Collieries for a whole family dinner

But how wide is that center console of your car? Double cup holders side by side?

I can barely have my coffee in my VW FOX and still change to the top row of gears without tripping it over...

Why there is only one slice of pizza?

It's like my breakfast and i'm an european. Some american vibe in an eastern europe shithole. But I would add a spicy sauce to the pizza.

Ahh yes, Costco Man. The provider of life sustaining deals on bulk products.

That will only kill a European if the American who ate it sat down on the European.

$2

Fuck, now I want pizza

Obesity is a natural reaction to an unnatural food environment

Slow Burning Darwin Award Participant

We’re Costco guys, of course we get the ice cream with our giant slice of pizza and soda!

Heartburn alert.

Costco is awesome

This is why you need Healthcare.

Nothing beats a cheap slice of pepperoni pizza

*leans in closer to the food and listens*
– Costco Maaaan!

WTAF?