Sad sales guy desperately watching sports on the tv looking completely devastated.
57 0 ReplyThat's the blue dot before he downs 3 drinks.
14 0 ReplyOr why orange guy is reliving his football glory days.
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Former hotel bartender here, can confirm.
44 0 ReplyI always thought I'd enjoy that job, specifically at a somewhat nice hotel. I like making drinks and hotel seems like it would be mostly drama-free, or at least not the same as a dive bar. You liking it?
6 0 ReplyI very much did! I posted that before I had my coffee so I didn't meant to imply that I still worked there, because I don't anymore. Got fired last year for doing what I thought was an official union action but in fact wasn't. Not too torn up though, they're paying for me to go back to school lol.
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There's an old man sitting next to me Makin' love to his tonic and gin.
Now John at the bar is a friend of mine He gets me my drinks for free
Paul is a real estate novelist Who never had time for a wife And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy, And probably will be for life
34 0 ReplyNow Norman's a billionaire scientist
Who never had time for his son
But something went screwy, and before you knew he, was trying to kill everyoneNow he's flying around on that glider-thing
And he's tossing those weird pumpkin bombs
And he's wearing that dumb power rangers mask
But he's scarier without it on18 0 ReplyLast time I made love to my drink I got a lifetime ban from that bar.
10 0 ReplyJust tell me where I jizz so I can give this lady her drink.
6 0 ReplyHello season one Data.
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You're lucky to be drinking here for free
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And that local drunk would've went pro if it weren't for his bum knee.
31 0 ReplyOr impregnating with a woman with big red hair
I threw four touchdowns in a single game
13 0 ReplyAre you Red Squeezebuzzer?!
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How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?
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Can confirm this. Was hotel bartender for over a year. I 86'ed the local drunk, however.
23 0 ReplyYou killed your best customer?!
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My kids are getting older, I aim to be that middle aged couple soon.
19 1 Replythe bartender and the person wanting to be alone being that close to eachother is a mood ngl.
17 0 ReplyI saw that episode of Wonderfalls.
3 0 Replyi have not seen that episode of wonderfalls, but as a person who often wants to be left alone, i can recognize it anywhere.
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Also, that one guy waiting for his friends to show up, to tell them
"Guys... they've got eight dollar beers here, let's go someplace else."15 0 Replythe use of Futura really makes it
15 0 ReplyI instantly picture Phil and Claire from MF as the couple with their role playing...
13 0 ReplyEm.. they are using a Personal Digital Assistant? Sorry I'm a time traveler.
11 0 ReplyYour post looks like a reasonably good joke about acronyms with multiple meanings, but just in case you actually don't know, PDA is short for "public display of affection" in this context
3 0 ReplyThat parts comes later.
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This hotel bar has way too many people at it.
11 0 ReplyWhat's pda
8 1 ReplyThey were the precursor to smart phones and tablets. Palm was the big player in the Personal Data Assistant market.
But in this case public display of affection.
39 1 ReplyI have a Hewlett Packard PDA somewhere still along with some other old stuff I can't figure out what to do with.
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Public display of affection
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As I expected, human interaction is boring and not worth the time, let alone the price of the drink.
4 0 ReplyMe and Brown distract the business men while the bartender ruphies them. We steak their room keys and take a kidney from each.
3 0 ReplyHow many are staring solemnly at their phones?
2 0 ReplyThat's all the white space around the other dots. The place is really packed, not that most of them would know it.
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is this a color blindness test or what with the two oranges
1 1 ReplyDo you mean the red and orange?
3 0 Replythey're almost the same color?
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