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Comrade Goat

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I approve of angry goats harassing police and suggest the addition of angry geese
- Nah. Geese aren't mean enough. Get swans involved. Those fuckers will fight anything and are gigantic. Saw a swan drown a Canada goose for absolutely no reason once. It was brutal.
  
  Seconded! The swan is the national bird of Denmark. Officially something about a voting process 40years ago on TV. But unofficially we were just really scared of the bird and tried appeasing it.
  
  Did you know that a swan can break your arm?
  
  I used to row (in the UK) and agree. Swans are fucking terrifying and give zero fucks. I accidentally hit one with my oar once. I’ve been marked ever since. 👀
  
  Ostrich?
- This is the birth of a supervillain who trains birds to attack people in police uniforms.
  
  Comrade Crow, vol. 1: An Attempted Murder
  
  This would be a super hero’s arch. A supervillain would be a cop doing this to attack minorities and the disabled.
- Can we get the orcas after these bastards too?
  
  They're busy planning their attacks on yachts. But seriously, how come wild animals are doing more to fight the power? We're being out-based by fuckin orcas and goats.
- Everyone wants the goosestep until the goose comes for you.
I can’t be the only one surprised that the goat didn’t get shot
- Do you think the goat is an idiot ? He too bought a gun.
- It wasn't a human being or someones beloved dog, so I'm not surprised.
- Especially since it's a brown goat.
GoAT goat
The goat was just dealing with some baaaaaaaaaaad apples
“Speak up, speak out, get in the way. Get in ~~good~~ goat trouble, necessary trouble, and help redeem the soul of America.”

-John Lewis
The video lives up to the headline: https://youtu.be/bSRqjxpTXzM?si=8dE18ClbO2qa2lej
- Best comment:
  
  Cops need more training in how to deal with kids
  
  I wonder which incident it's too soon to make the obvious joke about 🫢
- He was only kidding around! 🐐
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Good goat.
Your honor, I swear a goat ate the receipt
Guiltless carnage.
Got em!
The GOAT
based goat
- GOATed goat
Cop shot goat?
- Five warning shots to the head
So what you're saying is, we send goats at the police.

I'm okay with this plan.
That'll probably be in next update of goat simulator
All goats are bastards.
That goat is a red spy!
Better comrade crow

https://tube.kuylar.dev/watch?v=Tk6lnJsElEA

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