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Why was the computer late for work?

Because it had a hard drive.

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Seize the day

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Take care of yourself my friends

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I'm beautiful

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What dads really want this Father's Day is _________.

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How do you annoy a robot?

Keep pushing its buttons.

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Why is money called dough?

Because everyone kneads it.

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4 out of 5 dentists recommend ______

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What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?

What a re-leaf!

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there's no atmosphere.

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What’s another name for a frozen burrito?

A burrrrrito 🥶

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What’s a golfer’s favorite snack?

A sand wedge.

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When does a bee decide to get married?

After they’ve found their honey, of course. 🐝

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their tiny brooms. 🥌🧹

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What award did the dentist win?

A little plaque.

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My neighbor is too scared to grow an apple tree.

So I told him to grow a pear.

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What happens if you annoy a clock?

It gets ticked off.

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Why did the orchestra get hit by lightning?

Because it had a conductor.

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Why didn’t the sun go to university?

Because it already had 5,000 degrees.

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I recently read an article about a shoe factory fire.

Unfortunately, many soles were lost.

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