What's the matter? Cat got your shlong?
I almost woke my kid up chuckling. :p
All cat owners can relate 😔
One fish is an insulting offer for a sausage that size, come on man
We do actually tell this to kids around here "be good or a cat will eat your pee pee".
In just a few short years they'll be very interested in feeding their pee pees to kitties.
My thoughts exactly... kids, you have no idea what you're missing.
Literally WTF.
This is what it feels like to look at a meme with NO context. 300 years from now, people will be going to college to study archeology and learning about OAG, rage faces, and soyjak.
YouTube search cannot autocomplete 'penis'
"Aahhhhh, fuck. What's a cat's nose look like again? Whatever."
"Shit, were the ears on the side or on top? Fuck it, I'll just wing the difference 'tween 'em."
This is how boring it was to be a monk in the middle ages. You draw stuff like this in the margins when you aren't painstakingly copying a Roman treatise on Aristotle's Poetics.
This isn't just random weirdness. There was apparently a point in the middle aged when a lot of people believed cats would steal men's genitals.
You can get this on a pin (not the seller; had problems with the seller so YMMV). The art itself is called “Flaisch Macht Flaisch.”
That's really cool!
Wtf
Gotta stop leaving that thing next to the litter box!
I'd be giving the cat payment for taking my dick, not a trade to get it back
