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Why is the dick slit horizontal?
They used to be horizontal until about 1668, it was a side effect of the great plague.
Yours isn't?
Sick dick
I see
That wasn't an explanation, it was a compliment for you.
Leonardo da Vinci developed dick realism in the 1500s, prior to that artists were literally retarded
Only compatible with women from Asia
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