Can Jesus really shoot rays of emotion out of his belly like a common care bear?
45 0 ReplyFrom thier harts, man, come on😁
18 0 ReplyNothing hurts more than the "Jesus cares" stare.
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Care Bears are the truly biblically accurate angels confirmed
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That’s the Dutch 🇳🇱 flag, not the French 🇫🇷 one
43 1 ReplyFrom Jesuis perspective, it's le French.
37 0 ReplyI mean.... it's kinda both when you look at it 👀
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Ohhh now it makes perfect sense
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Needs more baguette!
Thanks DALL-E
37 3 ReplyMore baguette you say?
15 0 ReplyWell that's fucking glorious.
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I do have too much fun with this
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Also he steals her child
19 0 ReplyDamn the Bible really is brutal
18 0 Reply"Mercy! MERCY, please! Ahhhhh!
Mercy, s'il vous plaît... Mer... Merci. Merci beaucoup! hon hon hon hon!"
Luke 2:1-20
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could be worse like making her american
14 0 ReplyOnly the fallen one can work such evils.
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JE SUIS JESUS
13 0 ReplyJe sus
6 0 Replyamerican canadian
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Je suce ma bite.
3 0 Replycanadian american
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I received a strong catholic education, the red and blue are symbols for the blood and water that came out from Jesus side when he was pierced by a Roman soldier, John 19:34
Instead, one of the soldiers pierced Jesus’ side with a spear, bringing a sudden flow of blood and water.
14 1 ReplyWait, why was Jesus full of water? I thought humans are usually filled with blood.
8 0 ReplyFiremen? That's probably related...
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I banish thy bad breath with the power of Colgate
12 0 ReplyBeat me to it
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TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKER
10 0 ReplyJesus turning the girls gay.
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Depends on your perspective. To me it looks like he's absorbing her soul. Time to feed I guess? Jesus, Harvester of Souls, sounds metal af
11 1 Reply"Midnight Mass" on Netflix, I'm just saying...
5 0 ReplyHe's sucking the French outta them
2 0 ReplyHe can suck the French outta me anytime. I do love long haired foreign twinks
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He's giving her a sign to just surrender already.
6 0 ReplyJe suis un ananas.
5 0 ReplyNoOn, ceux naille pas pawssible.
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Looks more Dutch than French to me.
5 0 ReplyWhen you turn French you just stop caring about sins.
5 0 ReplyOoh La La!
4 0 ReplyFrance it the Goat. Have you had boeuf bourguignon with chefs lemon tear-gas from your striking (actually the coolest thing)?
4 1 Reply...le whut?
3 0 ReplyLe goat
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It's super effective!
3 0 ReplyOoooohhhh…. That‘s a bit harsh. What could she have done to deserve this
4 1 ReplyBeing not French maybe?
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Jesus is holding baby jesus
3 0 ReplyI mean why do you think she's crying?
2 0 ReplyIs the baby France?
2 0 ReplyI get a strong sense there is a secret tunnel full of antiques behind that wall...?
2 1 ReplySeeeeecret tuuuunneeellll! Seeeeecret tunnneeeeeellllll!
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No worse fate.
4 4 ReplyFr*nch 🤢
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