This is why you'll never be The Onion, Beaverton.

Orthostep 24 inch metal shoe horn.

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I think white cars are also better at retaining value due to being a popular color (for all the reasons you listed).

Do you think he threw them away?

Double Deluxe with bacon, no mayo, no cheese, side of BBQ sauce and cheddar cheese sauce, dress with the sauce yourself. I don't trust the workers to not make it a gloopy mess.

I prefer Freddy's over Culver's if they're both an option, however.

Don't inverse kink shame. Prude shame?

What do you have against Westerns, pardner?

Good work, that's very close! >!OK, How Bout No? Eat Shit and Die, motherfucker.!<

Is this one of those childless cat ladies I keep hearing about?

I would not have thought this possible, since Vitamin C is added to so many processed foods these days.

This is not accurate. The stilts helped the shepherds avoid cracks, which would break their mother's backs.

That's why I don't take public transport. No CarPlay in the Nova Bus LFS.

They only hole in the wall most places is a glory hole at the Pilot or Loves truck stop, and neither have a drive thru anyway.

As an American, what the fuck is toast bread?

That's called Molly Maid.

It's rare when the sequel is better than the original. "Show me your birth certificate" was not nearly as entertaining as "Show me your resume" has been.

All homes are disposable.

Now, castles...

That's why they asked someone who apparently works for USPS and has direct knowledge.