Me after writing 1 word for my dissertation.
36 0 Reply8 0 ReplyYou could copy paste your sentence, 8x increase in productivity.
6 0 ReplyBut imagine how drunk they'd get if they did that.
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Oh wow I just realized who Elon Musk is trying to look like with all the surgery.
31 0 ReplyI bet he got the eye that leaks blood instead.
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Me when I lose 1kg on my diet (gained 3kg back)
20 0 ReplyWho needs to diet when you can just take a shit?
5 0 ReplySay what you want about bulimia, but that shit does work.
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Me after completing exactly zero (0) tasks on my to do list
18 0 ReplyMe getting ready to do 0.5 of the task.
10 0 ReplyI like your approach
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Me after creating the to-do list:
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He looks so danish that it hurts my norwegian mind
16 0 ReplyYeah good guess
8 0 ReplySince @CurlyMoustache is norwegian, I'm guessing, that they knew that about Mads already.
I bet @CurlyMoustache is cool, even though they aren't danish.
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If he was drinking more, he would look swedish.
7 0 ReplyIf he was swedish, the cigarette would be a herring
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Is Dolph Danish?
1 0 ReplyWorse. He's swedish
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Me when I smoke and drink pee. (Mads)
13 0 ReplyWait, that's done after? Not before?
12 0 ReplyThis is the to-do list
15 0 ReplyDuring is the best of both worlds.
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Here's to feeling good all the time.
10 0 ReplyMadsLad
9 0 Reply✅took my final exam today
❌made a 30%
✅better than a zero! 🥂
10 1 Replytask 1: touch lips
8 0 ReplyThe ultimate mad lad
7 0 ReplyMads lad
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Who is that guy? He looks familiar.
7 0 ReplyActor Mads Mikkelsen, from Casino Royale, Rogue One, and more.
21 0 ReplyThanks!
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He's Hannibal the cannibal.
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Is that a tea bag? Is he drinking hot tea from a wine glass?
6 0 ReplyIt's for the antioxidants
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