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NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works VARK @sh.itjust.works 1y ago

Behold the Oppenhammer

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I am become shrapnel, destroyer of organs
- All your shrapnel are belong to organs
  
  Hippity hoppity All your organs are now my property
One hit wonder.
- The last hammer you'll ever need
- That's not how mortars work.
  
  You'd need to smack the tail and spin start it in most cases.
  
  There's no safety so well designed that a properly motivated idiot can't bypass it.
Guaranteed to oppen anything!
- Once
We should be moving away from single use products. Go planet!
- You've only gotta use it once and you'll never need another hammer in your life.
  
  BIFL
That's a malicious mallet!
The logical evolution from the .50 hammer.
Tomahawk missile
What nutjob decides to weld that.
Actual footage of this in use

https://imgur.io/v7UEq
- So many questions, wish there was a way to know the backstory of this gif.
  
  Some kinda fireworks celebration as far as I remember in, I want to say Latin America?
Oppan hammer style
Who let the Ork Tankbustas in here??
+2 hammer of worldending
Destroyer of welds
Big Bada Boom
I'm not sure this sh.it justworks.

not more than once, anyway.
a sober person would throw it
Do you rotate three times and throw it?
Something tells me this should only be used by the people who has attained the trait "Deathwish" 🤔

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