Where do I become a holy fool?
Your local church
Right? Like does it come with good benefits and a 401k match too? I mean I'm already sold but the highwayman job is quite lacking in that space. Asking for a friend
Have you seen those televangelists? They make fucking bank.
I didn't realize train robber was still an option
Why do you think public transportation is popular with the youth?
Well the goods have become larger and heavier, you'll probably need to kidnap the train before you can rob it.
I suppose I could utilize a larger train to kidnap the train
It was never NOT an option.
We do still have trains, don't we?
"I wanna be TikTok when I grow up."
"You want to make content for TikTok?"
"No! I want to be the app!"
It sounds stupid, but kids are stupid. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a police car. Not a cop, the car. Sometimes dreams need to stay dreams.
I want to be a firetruck
I'm Idaho
As a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball.
"I want children to be addicted to touching my body with their grubby little hands"
A few Catholic priests, salivating, enters the chat.
Up yours, woke moralists! We'll see who cancels who
Cancellation incoming
Woke moralist. The destroyer of Jordan Peterson.
Pretty sure that was the benzos
Woke Moralists and Benzos handshake meme: Destroying Jordan Bitchass Peterson
Hey fellow kids! Who wants to be a woke moralist, amirite?
(e: I had a son, so I do believe the 11.9% train robber stat, tho)
Had? I hope you’re ok.
Oh no, he’s fine. Poor choice of words; he’s all grown up now is all.
Real human bean
I guess my toddlers aren't main stream then. One wants to be a policefiremantruck and the other a snail tamer.
Snail tamer sounds like an amazing job
Its very dangerous. A feral snail can be more deadly than the monthy python rabbit. The tend to be cool tho
Dang those kids can spell Beaureaoucrat
