Shitty design
69 1 ReplyDeath crap
26 0 ReplyDeathbrownnote
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Dammit. Thatās a much better title!
18 0 ReplyTo be fair, there's enough toilet pictures on here that you could have called it "Shitty house designs".
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Crapper design
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Submarines have more bathroom space.
55 0 ReplyRIP OceanGate Titan
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This is literally what I see in my dreams
46 0 ReplyIn my dreams the toilets have those ridiculously low dividing walls
22 0 ReplyI encountered one of those in real life at a dive bar last year, it was horrifying
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Stable Diffusion when you ask it to generate a house:
38 0 ReplyWhere's the TP? Bad enough you gotta parkour your way to the shitter but then you also gotta parkour your way out with mudbutt
36 2 ReplyI was too distracted by the multiple ways I could die using that toilet to notice the lack of tp!
23 0 ReplyI think there's some on the back of the toilet leaning against the wall.
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If you look closely you can see a roll on top of the tank to the left
3 0 Replyā¦ something is wrong with you if you get shit all over you when you poopā¦
2 4 ReplyIf you gotta parkour yourself off the shitter without wiping poop is bound to get places other than your un-wiped anus. Also, diarrhea is a thing. The hershey squirts know no bounds as to where the lingering feces will wind up
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Yeah, the bathroom is down the narrow stairs, turn around, teleport... fine I'll show you.
33 0 ReplyThis is how I imagine my toilet in the zombie apocalypse
25 0 ReplyCrapper moat?
8 0 ReplyComplete with stinky lil brown alligators
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Blue = floor/door
Red = where it lands?
23 0 ReplyIf it fits I shit
22 0 ReplyAt first I was like ??... But then I was like ???
20 0 ReplyYeah like a C-130 toilet!
3 0 ReplyAnd then you were like š¤¬šµšŖ¦?
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"They're coming up the stairs! Man the toilets!"
20 0 ReplyāDonāt flush until you see the whites of their eyes!ā
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How does this even work?
20 0 ReplyYou lower the ādrawbridgeā over the top of the stairs. Do your business and open the drawbridge again to use the stairs. Flawless design!
34 0 ReplyWhen and where do you wash your hands?
13 0 ReplyGod trying to imagine taking a piss while drunk.
7 1 ReplyWhy am I not seeing how that drawbridge can be stable? There is no support on the opposite wall.
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This whole thing screams too much work for meā¦ I meanā¦ wtf even is that a metal ladder to Fucking summit before you even make it to the toilet area?
next is the drawbridge.. crank that fucker down.. then tiptoe across praying to the deity of poop that you donāt exceed the weight limitsā¦ then while youāre folded in half doing the do.. you gotta wish upon a star no one will thunder down the stairs and knock you off the throne? Finish up with the minimal wiping area available to then jump across the wooden moat to start the expedition to the freaking hand-washing sink?
No Fucking thank you very much!
17 1 ReplyYou have a wonderful way with words!
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Could you drop it like it's hot off the top stair?
12 0 Reply1 bed, ensuite, central London, Ā£2400 pcm, no pets.
10 0 ReplyNope!
7 0 ReplyThat re-defines longdrop.
6 1 ReplyThis makes me incredibly anxious.
5 0 ReplyLooks like a nice place to take a dump though, ngl
6 1 ReplyOof imagine a difficult sweaty shit where you have to take your shirt off. I need room to spread out sometimes.
9 3 ReplyI think you should get that looked at. That doesn't sound normal.
11 2 ReplyFiber bro. If your diet is about half vegetables as it should be youāll never have a challenging shit again.
3 0 ReplyI like the way you think haha
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If this had a door and the rest of the place is nice enough, I wouldn't mind having a toilet like this. Hell of a conversation starter.
4 1 ReplyIt has a door, just not a conventional one. The hatch closes over the stairs and gives you the walkway to the toilet. (Assuming this is only accessed by the stairs below, if this is on the main floor it's dumb but it looks like some attic guest room thing to me.)
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I'm thinking of every time I've used my toilet rather innebriated and, yes, this is a death trap.
5 0 ReplyI like to imagine that this dosen't have plumbing and that all your shit gets flushed straight through the floor onto the unsuspecting victim below.
5 0 ReplyOoo with bidet?
Efficient use of space. I'm in
4 0 ReplyPranking somebody by opening the cellar while they're taking a shit. Good luck leaping back.
5 1 Replythis picture gives me anxiety
4 0 ReplyDystopian vibe
3 0 ReplyHole-y shit
3 1 ReplyMinecraft parkour to the toilet
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