That is the shitpost content we need! 🤣
My dog made a few of those this morning.
Paraphrasing: what is a hot dog but meat in an intestant. When you consume a hot dog, you do not eat the hot dog, you become the hot dog.
I was on a cruise once. Upper deck mini-buffet had a plate of piped black bean croquettes.
They were lumpy like the beef here, and because they were piped, one side of the ends was pinched off.
The head chef for the boat was making his rounds. We were laughing at the presentation. He smiled at us probably thinking what are these assholes laughing at, he looked down, frowed, what za fuk were zey thinking putting shit out like this. Within a few minutes the pan disappeared and the next day that buffet was quite pretty.
Turd burgler!
This really looks like shit.
Well it's good to know they came out as expected
7-11 Cheeseburger Bite. Hamburger in the shape of a hot dog, with nacho cheese injected into the middle. Put it on a hot dog bun, and top it with their free chili and nacho cheese. Most 7-11s don't carry them any more, so when I find one that does, I immediately buy two and them shotgun them in my car in the parking lot.
Also, some dude said that in the northeast US they call them "hamdogs".
Some sausages
They evolved. Just like they would inside your body.
...in Brazil those are sold in skewers, people call them kafta. And yes, if you don't take care while shaping them, they'll look, well... not really appetising.
In Norway they are sold as fast food and are called rollerburger
Brother, we sell them in every 7/11 in the US and we pack them with cheese. They are mass produced turds.
Damn, I love breakfast sausages, but that grosses me out.
Eww
Never seen those before, I expected you were going to show the other things on the rollers, toquidos rollers or what not? Not sure
They usually have:
Hot dogs (pork/beef/jalapenos/cheese)
Sausages of some kind
Buffalo chicken rollers or such
Toquidos
Jamaican beef patties
All of which are not very good, unless you are drunk, then you don't understand why you don't eat them more.
shit with corm
they look like the one that clogged my toilet a couple of days ago.
They look/are horrible.
Ćevapčići
Wanted to say this, up the Balkan gang
That's called kofta
No joke I made kofta a few month ago and I will probably not make them again because I didn't realize what they resembled until I put them on my plate.
Edit: I found a photo of it. It's even worse than I remember.
POV: ate a bag of slivered almonds, and now im looking in the bowl.
weak
And they're delicious. ~Although usually not just plain meat, but filled with wonderful spices~
Sprinkle on some sumac, toss it on some rice, you got a meal
I see nothing wrong here. We have had these alternatives to hot dogs called beef dogs. They are great!
Now do hotdogs in the shape of hamburgers. Just a weird, smooth, round-edged red disc of meat
Bologna
Does not work as the Fallingbostel mechanism needs the Sausage to be about as long as it is wide.
Imagine swallowing one of these plain, with only the grease to lubricate it's journey down your throat.
That sounds amazing. I already eat spoonfuls of ground beef out of the pan when prepping for other meals, so why not?
/s Whatever squires your Delta Flyer
When I was in Serbia, that was the standard way to get them served.
Should add some corn to the burger mix.
Blatant rip-off of the Norwegian invention "roller burger", which was a turd shaped hamburger intended to be served at gas stations using their hot dog rollers and a hot dog bun.
Used to live across from a 711 that had hotdog shaped burger... Tubes or whatever you wanna call it. Basically this, except super uniform. Pretty sure it was extruded instead of formed or rolled or something.
They were not good lol
They are called a cheeseburger bite and they are aight fresh but in general you are shaving years off your life eating one
Kubedeh
Those are commonly referred to as "grilldos", or singularly, a "grilldo".
I thought a grilldo was getting pegged at the barbecue?
Obligatory Soylent Green reference
Gotta trust the experts on something like this.
