Casual UK @feddit.uk Destide @feddit.uk 2w ago

Let's just stay here today and wait for the Americans to blow over

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American here. Can I come? Please? And stay?
- The UK is not better than America haha, just outwardly a little more subtle
  
  Are the cops less murder-y at least?
  
  Way more tolerant of day drinking though, that's a plus.
- Same tbh. I'd rather just watch Brighton be mid this season with some crisps than all this.
  
  Stayed at Amberley Castle a couple years ago. I could go back there and never leave.
  
  I dream of watching Wolves be mid.
- Just don't forget to kill Philip first.
That place probably averages 28 stab wounds every night. A safe place, by American election day standards.
- Well, considering that we shoot people here. 28 stab wounds is child’s play.
  
  US knife crime rate is also 50% higher. I’d just be going around in Kevlar if I lived there.
As an Aussie, I guess I gotta work the bar?
- Only if your name’s “Bruce.”
  
  And you're an alright cunt.
Where is this pub?

I would like to go there.
- beep boop it's the Nag's Head in London
  
  https://www.bbc.com/news/in-pictures-38384519
  
  So it's £10 a pint then?
  
  Thank you!
  
  Good bot
- Could be many in the UK. I had check it wasn't Smith's Tavern in Ashbourne.
Just a warning, it could be all week. Better tuck in.
Better get the pork scratchings in, this could be a late one.
- Surely we’re not that desperate yet are we? There’s still kebabs to go yet.
Oh well. Look on the bright side, we won't have the US election cycle dominating our news again.
What uh... what's going on over here?
- Rugby?
  
  Entirely possible. In low res it just looks a bit... naked
Who needs a blow?
- ziiiiiiiip
  
  Well since you're offering....
Is this the fullback? I can’t remember its ages since I’ve been

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