sounds almost like doctors advice

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Give this man a what? Medal? He's already getting daily blowjobs. What else can we give him?
- Nightly blowjobs?
Well I mean he could have told her the truth, that everybody has bad breath in the morning and the cure is to brush your teeth. But then he wouldn't wake up every morning to a blowjob. So I mean what are you going to do.
It's all fun and games until she takes a trip somewhere without him and wakes up with bad breath.
I mean, he ain't wrong, for a given value of "bad"
Summer Lemmy?
yes. yes he is.
Haha how funny!!! Tricking people into sexual acts that they might not want to do is SO FUNNY!!! HAHA
- Haha wow, taking obvious satire way too seriously! Omg hilarious!
Yuk, imagine getting a blowjob from someone with stinky bacteria breath. Your entire dick and balls would smell like that. Blowjob or not, brush your teeth or use some mouthwash!
- what do you think a dick and balls smells like in the morning before washing.
  
  lets hope they both practice proper hygiene
  
  Nah, dick mouth balls bacteria breath for everyone!
  
  Though maybe some minty gum after, to keep up appearances of course.
- You've heard of bdussy. Now, get ready for mbick (morning breath and dick)!
  
  I can't read mbick without it being sung in my head by Hansen

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