Unholy meat obelisk

Meat obelisk.

I too have played warframe.

Weirdly that's not the most bizarre thing in the lore.

Time is an illusion. And so is death.
- Time is an illusion.
  
  Lunchtime doubly so.

All ham is processed isn't it? Salted and smoked.

You can get uncured ham -- it's a reference to the cut of meat. In this case, the "butt" of the pig just above the rear leg.

Source: grew up on pig farm
- Ahh thanks for clarifying. But the devil advocate in me is thinking 'If it's been cut, it's been processed'
- My Irish grandma regularly cooked Roast Butt. My cousin and I would regularly giggle.
- One buttburger please.

"Okay, one raw ham coming up"

It's organic because it's mostly organs.
Prosciutto?

I see your ham slab and raise you a rafe15 pikachu.

Help

The pic is of Mortadella, not ham.

https://www.who.int/news-room/questions-and-answers/item/cancer-carcinogenicity-of-the-consumption-of-red-meat-and-processed-meat

Processed meat refers to meat that has been transformed through salting, curing, fermentation, smoking, or other processes to enhance flavour or improve preservation. Most processed meats contain pork or beef, but processed meats may also contain other red meats, poultry, offal, or meat by-products such as blood.

Before anyone asks, no, 'salt' doesn't refer to sodium chloride in this context but rather curing salt or sodium nitrite.

'Unprocessed ham' is just a consumer term for 'uncured ham', which ironically is still cured, just with sodium chloride and not sodium nitrite. But sure let's pretend every 'Ma'am' asking for nitrite-free ham is just a homeopathic dunce asking for the non-existent.

It is a physical deceleration of man's contempt for the natural order.

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You are not hunting for food in Wal-Mart. All your hippie "I was meant to eat this" arguments suck.

https://youtu.be/cYxIe7T8ZKA?si=AsFcLs6FVvd9BUg7

Dramatic reading.

Saved for later. Cheers.

“I like to eat my ham,

it makes me feel like shmam.

Have you seen the movie ‘Kazaam’?

But back to ham.

Did you know that an imam is a man

who leads prayers in a mosque?

What if you pronounced imam ‘i-mam’?

Would that make you think of ham?

My name is Stan.

Ham”

You took the ham.

I'll take two .... I'll meet the forklift operators out front to tell them where to load them all

"Meat obelisk", "hubris manifest"... Yes! Write that down!
By the way, does anyone know of a "words that I like" community that collects such sonant pontifications? TV quotes, one or two words, swear alternatives, etc? Is ShowerThoughts the only place? There once was a ArgueLikeEnglishman sub, but it was short-lived on reddit.

"Prism of pork" got me good.
Maybe we could start a /c/cellardoor sub?

Very Monty Python-esque.

E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!!

THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

You must gnaw on the buttocks of a living pig.

Don't talk about my mother like that

OP misunderstood the christian customer. He asked "Is that ham posessed?". Customer was just looking for training material for his remote learning "exorcism for beginners" course.