Sadly we all know at least one person who would, with a straight face and not a hint of irony, proclaim this to be real. 🤦
57 1 Reply6...I know 6 people who despite seemingly being rational would see noting wrong with this....
21 0 ReplyI mean, they should be concerned, I’ve used my crystals to send them psychic attacks for months now.
19 0 ReplyHoly fuck, I’m sorry for your situation. I undoubtedly know someone who thinks this way; I’m just unaware of anyone who does. Six openly sharing such beliefs is alarming.
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The only crime here is that moustache
11 2 ReplyThe crime is the clearly weighted d20 he’s going to try to bring to the game on Friday night claiming he only wants to use his own dice for his character.
12 0 ReplyProtip: you can quickly check a bunch of plastic dice for bias by floating them in a cup of salt water and rolling them around.
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True. Unfortunately psychic damage legislation has fallen woefully behind 😔 hopefully the next archmage election changes all that
7 0 ReplyPrepare to get brain blasted
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Is that Blake?
7 0 ReplyMf wizards never die
4 0 ReplyTight butthole.
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Is there anywhere that hat can be purchased?
Uh...I'm asking for a friend, because I definitely would not wear this just to alienate obnoxious people.
7 0 ReplyFor getting rid of annoying people, I would recommend this:
12 0 ReplyThe Timekeeper
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Ask Otto von Schirach, fairly confident he's the guy wearing it
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Get them thin foil hats.
5 0 ReplyThe term is tin foil but they aren't made out of tin anymore and are pretty thin so it's more accurate the way you put it.
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What kind of hack is op if a freaking rock is an insurmountable enemy?
6 1 Reply4 1 ReplyIf that person really believes in the post, don't waste any energy or effort to save him or her...
5 2 ReplyWould be hard to defeat such a crystal, but this seems a little nihilistic. With a proper Faraday cage and a big enough drum circle, I think there is a chance.
11 0 ReplyThe trick is to put the attacker in the cage, and then have the drum circle beat on them.
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Oh so _that's_how they see crystals. And here all this time I've just been chucking them at people's heads..
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