Just play Black Metal, they're wearing corpse paint anyway
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Under the first headline it shows that the sailors were using online platforms to share this tip. This reminds me of those viral messages of recharging your batteries in the microwave.
47 1 ReplyOnly one explanation: The whales can access the internet
27 0 ReplyYou'd think they'd just use Spotify then instead of hunting music boats
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Yeah when I think about how to calm wild animals down, blasting metal is my go-to.
FFS.
42 0 Reply... I have a cat that falls asleep with loud metal music
9 0 ReplyCats are just a whole other being of existence. My cat fell asleep next to the wooden cabinet that I'm hammering down at full force, but got scared shitless and zooming to hide when I dropped a spoon.
21 0 ReplyBecause of, or in spite of the music?
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SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
29 0 ReplyWHEN YOUR SEE THE WHITE WHALE
14 0 ReplyBREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN
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Have they considered befriending the whales, or at least bribing them?
25 0 ReplyKiller Whales and humans have a long history of friendship and cooperative hunting. The orcas would lead people to large balleen whales, and the humans would spear them, taking most of the meat, but leaving the lips and tongue as payment to the Orcas.
16 0 ReplyThis was before we turned their habitat into a toxic sludge superfreeway and exterminated their food supply.
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Was thinking something similar. What if the whales just don't like the sailors' taste in heavy metal? Have we tried passing the aux to the whales? This could be a valuable learning experience.
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Get out of the pit if you can't hang, boat.
23 0 ReplyI'm rooting for the orcas. Can't blame them.
24 5 ReplyThat gen'd? Looks neat apart from text
12 0 ReplyTime to play the game: Is it AI or is it Dutch?
15 0 ReplyYeah there’s some funky hand/arm stuff too which implies generated art.
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I promise you, their solution will be "murder the orcas"
18 0 Reply…it’s the easy answer so it’s the most likely.
5 0 ReplyThat has been the solution to a non-existent problem for the better part of a century.
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Honestly we deserve it. Orcas are considered sapient and on par with human intelligence by many experts, and one could argue we're colonizing them.
18 5 ReplyIts not colonization if you can't change their hearts and minds. Shit, we can't even communicate. This is more like war.
14 2 ReplyLike genocide.
11 0 ReplyColonization requires zero convincing of hearts and minds, where did you get that from?
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3 0 ReplyYes batmetal is phenomenal as well
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Yea but have you considered https://yewtu.be/watch?v=SxOtD7OZ294
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NOW I CAN SEE THE WALES LOOMING OUT OF THE DARK
11 0 ReplyWAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLEEESSS!!!!
4 0 ReplyLike arrows in the sky
I can't believe my eyes, but it's true
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I see an expert in YT saying that you can calm a Cougar with "pspspspsps".
9 0 ReplyMust be playing Metalcore, I'd pummel them too
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5 0 ReplyI like Metalcore, but I don't like Djent or a lot of Prog or Mathcore. Saying something is metalcore also is already kinda like something is undefined rock music.
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7 0 ReplyMaybe they dislike the genre and while some swim away others might tackle the issue more hands on.
The point I'm trying to make is: Have Saylors tried Taylor Swift?
6 0 ReplyIt was all good until the parallel evolution of the orca circle pit
5 0 ReplyGets orcas pumped and ready to thrash
6 1 ReplyKudos for the post title. Well played =)
4 0 ReplyMust have accidentally played their favorite song, Go into the Water
4 0 ReplyThey just need to play the whales some Gojira
3 0 ReplyGojira really was ahead of it's time https://yewtu.be/watch?v=Qqg8bsDayak
4 1 ReplyFrom hells heart I shred sick riffs at thee!
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