You're all wrong, that's a prime chaotic resonator that fits 4 fossils for end game crafting clearly. The romans were farming end game and we're not even to maps yet.
Oh look, a gen 1 plumbus
history channel:. on todays episode of ANCIENT ALIENS....
did SPACE BEARS battle the CELTS over the PYRAMIDS?
Here's 10 reasons
It's a clever torch stand. If it's empty, you put your (long) torch in the top hole (stabilized by the bottom hole). If there is already one, you slide it two notches down instead and pivot the whole device (so it's balanced). Same with the third, but pick/pivot out of plane with the others. Works with one hand, keeps houses from burning down, great widget.
It's obviously a dry spaghetti measuring device. /s
i cannot visualize how on earth this would work for two torches, that makes no sense at all
Clearly ceremonial purposes.
It's always ritual purposes, or a dildo, but I repeat myself.
Take me to church!
It's an ecumenical matter
That’s what you get for being such an asshole
when your DM pulls out this d12 you know some shit is going down
The OG fidget toy
"Any invention worthwhile should be obvious and self-documenting" -- Peebeedeebus the Wiser
It's a chamber pot
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should try.
That thing contains a King's soul that loves gambling games.
