This is the founding myth we need!
98 0 ReplyI'm so happy to be alive when this happened
63 0 ReplyI was there 3000 years ago when the no-poop challenge happened.
28 0 ReplyI was there when the lemmy no poop meme spawned.
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The kind of deep lore that will be spoken of in 1h YouTube essays in 10 years - unless YouTube became peertube by then or something.
20 0 ReplyWe need remindmebot so I can have it remind me of this post in 10 years
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In theory, if the submarine didn’t implode, the billionaires would have the same challenge.
58 0 ReplyI think the conspiracy theories around it are super fascinating.
16 0 ReplyThat was the point of the original shitpost
2 0 ReplyDam that shit flew over my head
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It's our first (that I'm aware of) fediverse meta! Awww, look at how we've grown.
54 1 ReplyWha- what? Lemmy, is... Evolving?
Your Lemmy has evolved into LOMMY.
19 0 ReplyBa. Na. Na. Banananananana. Bam.
4 0 ReplyYou mean LOOMMY, right?
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I was going to post a comment similar to this. We've made history here!
HI YOUTUBE!
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Okay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn't feel like a challenge to me
37 1 ReplyThere was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.
27 0 ReplyJesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where's all your food going people?!
12 1 ReplyHow small are your shits (or how big are your meals)?
5 0 ReplyI wonder the same thing! If I only went once or twice a week I feel like I'd need industrial plumbing.
3 0 ReplyInside muscle I guess.
Jokes aside, it can depend on the physiology and lifestyle of the person as well.
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At times I only shit like once a week 💀
9 1 ReplyAre you guys OK? I go more than 1-2 days and I feel like death.
9 0 Replyyou need more fibre
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Damn, I poop 2-5 times a DAY. If I go a day without pooping I’m in for a very uncomfortable time. There was only one time years ago where i got constipated as hell and didn’t go for 2 whole nightmarish weeks!
7 0 ReplySeriously. Who knew irritable bowel syndrome was a superpower?
5 0 ReplyI had surgery fairly recently and didn't need to poop for about 5 of the 7 days they kept me in the hospital.
not sure if it was the food or just not doing anything but laying on a hospital bed for a week but it can be done.
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Ok level with me what if we all pooped in a submarine?
35 0 ReplyI'm not a submarinologist or anything, but,I mean, it'd depends on what we ate. If we stick to high fat high fiber foods... I bet we could float it.
16 0 ReplyWould lentils and beans protect it from imploding?
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"Someone let me out of this submarine Perogi took a shit on the floor and it stinks!"
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Our first obscure piece of Lemmy lore. May there be many more into our future.
28 0 Replythe lemmy lore does need to be genuine and not forced
the best things come naturally and the worst things come from being forced
19 0 ReplyJust like poop
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I know this post
22 0 ReplyIt will go down as a classic
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This is a pretty good 3-days-without-a-shitpost, but not using the skeleton-in-a-pool was a missed opportunity. I fixed it for you:
21 0 Reply... YOU CAN IMAGE INSIDE A COMMENT!? Why did I have to learn this on a poop meme!?
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So we've moved from implosions to explosions.
20 0 ReplyCan you do all your poops for the week in one go on Monday morning? Asking for a friend
20 0 Reply"Don't ask why I need this" lol
15 0 ReplyThat was honestly the part that made the post an instant classic.
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No, but if you have the cash you could always just hire a surogate.
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Can you do all your poops for the week in one go on Sunday?
Employers love this trick
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I mean, if you're going to be stuck in a submarine while oxygen is running out, it would be great if you could avoid pooping.
Luckily they didn't have to go through that ordeal.
17 0 ReplyDeath before submarine poop.
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@hemko Wait, people have to *plan* to do this? I should see my doctor.
15 0 ReplyThe one true shitpost.
13 0 ReplyI know such a man personally. He didn't poop for two months straight, and then he had five feet of intestine cut out.
8 0 ReplyDid they let him take it home as a souvenir?
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Alright, can I get some context here? I've been pretty busy today...
8 0 Reply14 0 ReplyWhat in the Kentucky fried fuck?
Also, thanks!
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Context required
7 0 Replyits about this post
13 0 ReplyHuh, even with context, I guess.
Terrible case of not liking new bathrooms? I hate public restrooms too but, my brother in christ take some deep breaths you'll get through.
Or maybe a sex journey, thanks /kbin 🤣
9 0 ReplyMy god... I'm a furry, and even this is too much for me.
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Apparently I missed this lol. Can anyone point to the origin thread?
7 0 ReplyThis is the link for me: original asklemmy thread
6 0 Replyenjoy :)
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This is pure gold, lmao
7 0 ReplyAre we trying to poop more or poop less?
6 0 ReplyYes.
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Does anyone still remember the "No Shitting September" challenge?
5 0 Replygod damnit. What did you guys do
5 0 ReplyI thought they died right away because that thing gave in
4 0 ReplyGenious 🤣🤣🤣
4 0 ReplyImage Transcription: Meme
['Distracted Boyfriend' - A stock photo image of a man walking side by side with a woman in a blue shirt, holding hands, as a different woman in a red shirt walks past. The man appears to be whistling at the woman walking past, showing clear interest in her looks, while the woman he is walking with looks at him with an expression of shock and disgust. The text placed over the woman walking past, the man, and the woman next to the man, respectively, reads as follows.]
3 DAY NO POOP CHALLENGE
FEDIVERSE
BILLIONAIRES IN SUBMARINE
^I'm a human volunteer transcribing posts in a format compatible with screen readers, for blind and visually impaired users!^
3 0 ReplyGood human <3
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Feel like home
2 0 ReplyNo Poop Challen seems very unhealthy lol.
2 0 ReplyJust noticed, after so many years - is it the same girl??!
1 0 Replyout of the loop. the same girl as… what?!
4 0 ReplyIn the meme image at the top.
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I’m almost certain no. I have had that thought before!
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