Bananas

Honestly not a bad deal. Remember if you need potassium kiwi fruit is also high in potassium. Also it's okay to eat it with the skin on great for fiber.

Okay in the fact that it's safe but not morally okay. If I see you eating a kiwi with the skin on I am never talking to you again.
- Nah, disagree. While the skin isn't exactly my favorite part, the amount of work it takes to peel a kiwi is not worth the minor inconvenience of just eating the skin. It's not particularly hard to skin a kiwi, either, but it's just not worth it when the skin is edible, good for you, and quite tasty. It's just the texture that sucks. It's like someone shaved their balls 8 days ago and you're getting teabagged.
- Are you on the "eating the banana skin" team as well ?
- But it is the only way to eat them!
- This guy kiwis.
Do you also cough up hairballs like a cat when you eat unshaven kiwi?
- You chew it the spines are a mash with everything else feels the same after about 10 chews honestly
doesn't the skin prompt an allergic reaction? I've always found the skin to be "spicy"
- Maybe in some people.
  
  I always eat the skin
Potatoes too

I showed this to my wife, her response is that, "apes don't have tails, that's a monkey".

I think it's an ape that's a furry. The guy below doesn't have a tail.

Kind of weird cause the modern banana is a very human thing as they are all clones and not at all how they would look and taste if they were natural.

Kind of a dick move from the monkeys tbh.

Ive heard if monkeys ate bananas, their teeth would rot. Monkeys don't actually eat bananas in nature.
- TIL. Apparently they may eat certain wild varieties of bananas, but not the ones that we eat. I've been duped and smeckledorfed.

Bananas will be extinct long before then.

Honestly, after all the apes had to do to fix the environment, I get it. They gave us foolish humans so much, they need something that's just theirs.

Can we still use them for scale?

Yes, but it would be escorted by a team of armed guards.
- Banana guards?

My baby boy without bananas, what would he live on? 😱

I bet they'd make an exception for children. The apes are pretty kind.
- What if I were to tell you the bananas can be taken metaphorically?

Bunnies are just young rabbits. Or were you thinking about hares? Hares and rabbits are different, but then you should know that... gasp unless you aren't really a bunny? I can't believe you would get on the internet and lie about something like that. Gasp Looking at your post history all I see are pictures of your pussy! That's not a bunny, that's not a bunny at all!

I don't like bananas. I'm ok with this future.

Have you read "Children of Time"? In that book the spiders rule the future.

Well now how I am I supposed to know my radiation threat level via food? Brazil nuts‽