This is absolutely perfect.
Go take a shower ya stinky bitch
Marijooana is bad mkay. You shouldn't smoke marijooana.
Bill and Ted’s
Puff puff pass
only because you sold the real one to buy the weed
This calls for cleaning your bong, GreatestDad#1.
Uh, and to teach blazing responsibly.
Rubbing alcohol, big grain salt, dish soap, if anyone's piece is more of an oil lantern than a pipe right now.
What about the famous detergent called "Schmand Weg"? It makes the Schmand go away.
EXCELLENT!
"that better not be my weed you're smoking kid"
My dad got me weed because I wanted to try it for fun, and he was in the netherlands anyway.
My dad illegally smuggled weed over the border from the Netherlands against my advice.
He's 79.Better a healthy strain picked by someone who cares about you than whatever the local exploiter is selling.
Some of those strains are nothing but gateways to a hard lifestyle. Ever heard of green crack? Lost two friends to that sativa.
Well now I have friends who bake and vape anyway, so ... no shortages there.
Edit: And, of course, grow themselves.
Honestly if they're a good student and otherwise aren't a troublemaker, I didn't see nothing.
Until they turn 18, then pass that shit son.
Unfortunately cannabis use does impact a developing brain so its best to wait as long as possible, ideally 25, but that's not realistic.
I started at age 20, but apparently that's a rarity. Everyone else I know started in high school.
No one's getting out of here intact and alive.
Don't run in front of any buses, but when hit with a statement of overcaution, I usually blurt out "you're right, we should all sit in the corner of an empty padded room, eat saltines, and wait patiently for a safe death."
Beyond the point of being a good student, excess intellect at this stage of civilization is more curse than blessing.
Some parents are completely oblivious about there kids behavior. The kid will be a drug dealer and the parents are like "they are the most innocent kid."
On the flip side I have seen parents who are convinced that there kid is doing all sorts of stuff. In reality the kid is a completely clean slate.
Being so out of touch with your kid is one of the main ways to create attention seeking behaviour. Not the only way, of course, but it's still generally a bad idea to have no relationship with your kids.
My parents knew exactly what we were up to, and in most cases, our first time experimenting with anything like that was supervised by our parents. They wanted to make sure we knew what we were getting into and how to be safe despite taking risks like that. They didn't really have to worry about me, I'm Autistic and have no interest in drinking or smoking anything, but my older brother and the older of my younger sisters very much partook in any of the safer recreational substances. One advantage of talking with your kids about this stuff is that when you warn them which ones are actually the problem, they have no reason not to trust your advice. There are some "not even once" drugs. There are some "you gotta try it once" drugs, and there are some "it's not a good way to spend your money, but otherwise fun" drugs.
Me personally, drug of choice is videogames. Way cheaper high. Though it can be habit forming, make sure it never feels like a priority over doing real-life stuff.
It can be really dangerous for people under 21 due to the brain still developing. It can lead to serious addiction issues which lead to no good. It is very easy to start but extremely hard to quit.
I think it is reasonable for parents to allow certain substances in there own home. However, it should not include any nicotine products and it can't be in higher frequent doses. A lot of these companies target youth to get them addicted young. We don't need to encourage the behavior.
Yo short stuff; you can't be smokin the stickey-icky in my house and not sharing... That's just rude
Teens only have skunk weed shit
Pauly Shore would be the best dad
Some employee had a fun time arranging those adverts lol
Never had my parents comment about me smelling like weed; but my dad knew when I lost my virginity and came home smelling like pussy.
I bet you smelled like weed when you wrote this comment lol
Pass the Dutchie 'pon the left hand side
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I get it. It's a concert, right?
